Hahaha woo!
Also I'm going to pearoast this here as I spent ages on it and posted it at gay-o'clock and everyone igored it and this made me sad.

_{No one understands me... OMG life is so unbearable... I'm going to write some poetry and cut myself with a razor made out of my cold, bitter tears.}
( Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)

Good choice
It deserves a place of honour
(Tokyo Bought those damned magic beans on, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

no I didn't you miserable sod

( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)

Shush!
You'll ruin my self-delusion!
( Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

awwwwwwww Cheer up emo kid
have a *click* is that better?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

*licks*

( Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

just before I lick you back ... are you female?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

on the internet, assume everyone else is female
hey, baby
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

SHOW US YER TITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)

I'll go one better! I'll get completely naked!

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
I don't like you any more
*cries*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

hahaha
:D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

Don't point that thing at me
it looks dangerous
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

don't get me excited then
and everything will be fine
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

I think a giant turn off would be me naked....
jamion.files.wordpress.com/2006/06/kebab__mat_194026s.jpg
(possibly NSFW...click if you dare)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

O_O

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

HAHAHA
go on click it...you know you want to...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

I did
it was pure filt! FILT!
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

You know you want to eat me out now dont you

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

No, I've already had a lorne sausage sandwich today
so I wont need sustinence for many hours
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

Plain or pan?

( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

what is a lorne sausage?
I can imagine that its possible to have four lorne sausages...

BOOM BOOM ^o^
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

I clicked
and it was good :)~~~
(starial, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

OH HAI
A/S/L?????
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

FIRE UP THE SPUNK CANNON!

( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

CANNON IS IN NEED OF REPAIRS, SIR!

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

OW SHT

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

he should turn into purple post-op

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

I'm whatever you want me to be
;)
( Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

after this:
www.b3ta.com/board/8321964

I want pictures first
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

( Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)

mmmmmmmmm pepsi

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)

Oh, that's horrible.
I HATE Pepsi!
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

PEPSI >> COKE

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)

That may be true but I've never been able to get a whole can up my nose
Now for some croissants and orange juice and a read of the paper!
Nomnomnomnomnom.
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)

christ, your nostrils must stretch like the goatse arsehole

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)

Nipples?
they have gone.
(thomasbrowntb repeats the Gremlins theme tune in cinemas, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)

Ha!
Marvelous! Go go Gotzirra!!
( WiL thinks the odds are good for a white xmas, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)