Good morning strange interweb people.
My IMAP server died last night. It had a lovely suicide message:

"Time just moved backwards by 240 seconds. This might cause a lot of problems, so I'll just
kill myself now."
( wheelybird http://www.creativecraving.co.uk/shops/the-aviary, Thu 1 May 2008, 10:38, archived)

hahaha
does it have a red camera lens?
( Sir T. Skellington is wondering why he decided to learn the flute, Thu 1 May 2008, 10:40, archived)

Of course.
Since the turn of the millennium I think all servers have them fitted as standard.
( wheelybird http://www.creativecraving.co.uk/shops/the-aviary, Thu 1 May 2008, 10:41, archived)

my clock went to a buffet . . .
it enjoyed it so much, it went back four seconds . . .


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 May 2008, 10:41, archived)

ooooof

(broccoli holocaust, Thu 1 May 2008, 10:54, archived)