Single, please...

(The front teeth of Omar Sherif Mexico's Greatest Transgender Actoress, Thu 1 May 2008, 21:46, archived)

Jésus!
*clicks*
( Thinker Tear down the walls, Thu 1 May 2008, 21:52, archived)

Maddie gas car?
Ouch. But haha.

"Sharif"?
( The Hedgehog From Hell is emoticon-dyslexic, semicolon close-bracket, Thu 1 May 2008, 21:54, archived)

Don't like it! Rock the casbah! Rock the casbah!!
( Mstandot can't think of a better sig than this!!!, Thu 1 May 2008, 21:55, archived)

Any more spang-worthy action like that
and I'll set Omar WebSherif on you.
( The Hedgehog From Hell is emoticon-dyslexic, semicolon close-bracket, Thu 1 May 2008, 21:57, archived)

Bring him on...
I prefer a fair fight, rather than all this creeping around.
( Mstandot can't think of a better sig than this!!!, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:00, archived)

This is not kosher!
( the_rhyme_minister is on a new wave tip, Thu 1 May 2008, 21:57, archived)

omar sherif was his mexican equivalent
(The front teeth of Omar Sherif Mexico's Greatest Transgender Actoress, Thu 1 May 2008, 21:57, archived)

Haha, good response.
I would also have accepted "his she-male equivalent".
( The Hedgehog From Hell is emoticon-dyslexic, semicolon close-bracket, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:01, archived)

oh fuck
that took a while, but fuck... thats awesome.


it's such a shame this compo is so popular. tons of good puns are just disappearing.
( Tom O'Bedlam I've only got chewing gum in my futility belt, Thu 1 May 2008, 21:57, archived)

I must confess to not getting this compo
I am 36 and reasonably intelligent
( Jahled He's just a grunt, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:06, archived)

bah, it´s for the kids, ye know!

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:14, archived)

them whippersnappers!
*shakes cane*

Always snapping my whippers!

and stay out of my bins!
( Discomeats STICK A BENA IN IT. (cement), Thu 1 May 2008, 22:27, archived)

I'd like to see a definition of a "good pun"

( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:11, archived)