Self-explanatory

( heckzecutive is probably fail, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:15, archived)

He's got a bit of a spare tyre
for a skag addict.
( the_rhyme_minister is on a new wave tip, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:16, archived)

I'm dealing a few lardy ones at the moment.
They do exist.
( The Hedgehog From Hell is emoticon-dyslexic, semicolon close-bracket, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:18, archived)

Cutting it with Lurpak eh?
So that's their game.
( the_rhyme_minister is on a new wave tip, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:19, archived)

"I can't believe it's not heroin"

( Mstandot can't think of a better sig than this!!!, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:20, archived)

Haha!
I've just noticed noticed I'm in the top 30 most active board users which is my cue to give it a rest for a while so I'm off. Bye all.
( the_rhyme_minister is on a new wave tip, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:23, archived)

I've not been up there for weeks!

( Mstandot can't think of a better sig than this!!!, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:24, archived)

i'm number 1 again....

( Tom O'Bedlam I've only got chewing gum in my futility belt, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:25, archived)

Just saw the thread that my quote's from.
Fucking hell, that still hasn't been modded after 36 hours?!?
( The Hedgehog From Hell is emoticon-dyslexic, semicolon close-bracket, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:29, archived)

It was when I was hitting more than 1000 posts in a week that I got worried.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:25, archived)

It's more addictive than butter cut smack.
I hope that becomes my quote.
( the_rhyme_minister is on a new wave tip, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:26, archived)

I've long suspected that butter makes everything better,
therefore butter cut smack would no doubt be a lethal combination.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:29, archived)

Nah you've got it all wrong.
It's cheese that makes everything better. This is a long going argument in my circle of friends. Try and name a single savoury dish that can't be improved by adding cheese of some form.

(Provided you don't despise cheese and are not in any way allergic to it)
( the_rhyme_minister is on a new wave tip, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:31, archived)

Cheese is another good example.
See also: bacon and onions.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:32, archived)

Can I interject at this point
and say that I despise all forms of cheese, to the point of instant nausea, and I have not eaten any kind of cheese for nearly 30 years?

I know I'm weird. Please don't ask the usual question people come out with after they've thought about this for a moment, which is "... you mean you don't eat pizza?"

I have eaten three pizzas in my life. None of them had cheese on them. Frankly, they seemed a bit pointless.
( The Hedgehog From Hell is emoticon-dyslexic, semicolon close-bracket, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:33, archived)

You don't eat pizza?
Haha ok allow me to ammend that.
( the_rhyme_minister is on a new wave tip, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:34, archived)

For months my girlfriend insisted she hated pizza, despite liking all the components.
It was only when she actually tried one she decided they were actually delicious.
She likes cheese though, I know someone else in exactly your situation, he got quite pissed off about pizza too.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:37, archived)

I'm with you mate.
Cheese is shit.
Even the smell of cheese makes me want to vomit. I used to struggle when I worked in a Mexican restaurant for a while.
( nick the greek I'm sorry for calling you an inanimate object., Thu 1 May 2008, 22:38, archived)

roast dinner main course

( Tom O'Bedlam I've only got chewing gum in my futility belt, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:35, archived)

What meat are we talking?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:38, archived)

Cauliflower cheese.
Trust me there's nothing. Somone said curry and it had me stumped for a while until I discovered cheesey curry peas (the name of which completely escapes me at this point)
( the_rhyme_minister is on a new wave tip, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:38, archived)

I was thinking curry until I remembered about Paneer.
I'm still thinking about stir frys though. I can see a bit of parmesan fitting in alright, though.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:40, archived)

Paneer! That's the one.
Yeah yeah, if tofu, which is technically a curd like cheese, works in a stir fry than I'm sure a bit of cheese would give it a real boost.
( the_rhyme_minister is on a new wave tip, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:43, archived)

Tofu doesn't melt like cheese, though.
Cheese would make a right mess of the wok, but I think parmesan could do the same kind of thing as soy sauce or fish sauce.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:45, archived)

paneer mattar.
I'm fond of saag paneer, myself.

though sometimes at home I put grated cheddar on left over dal
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:48, archived)

i can't believe i'm not battered!

( Tom O'Bedlam I've only got chewing gum in my futility belt, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:23, archived)

Haha!

( the_rhyme_minister is on a new wave tip, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:25, archived)

hope this becomes mine

( Tom O'Bedlam I've only got chewing gum in my futility belt, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:28, archived)

This one will definitely not be my quote.
/mod goading
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:31, archived)

b3ta has mods?
www.b3ta.com/board/
( the_rhyme_minister is on a new wave tip, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:33, archived)

i should be a mod one day.
i'm on the bloody website nearly all day anyway
( Tom O'Bedlam I've only got chewing gum in my futility belt, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:36, archived)

Plus you've got a parka and scooter right?

( the_rhyme_minister is on a new wave tip, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:54, archived)

Hahaha!
See also Snow Patrol, The Kooks, The... actually, if I start listing them all I'll be here all fucking night.
( The Hedgehog From Hell is emoticon-dyslexic, semicolon close-bracket, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:17, archived)

The guy is a wanker?
I haven't grasped this compo
( Jahled He's just a grunt, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:18, archived)

The alt text might do the trick for this one.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:19, archived)

Take a word
and come up with an alternate definition for it, preferrably for humourous effect.

/hope this helps
( The Hedgehog From Hell is emoticon-dyslexic, semicolon close-bracket, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:19, archived)

Sort of
being dyslexic I guess can't help much, I may withdraw to the shadows..

but thanks chap
( Jahled He's just a grunt, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:22, archived)

I've made my compo entry now, I'm probably done for the week.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:24, archived)

Example.
Jahled n. A heavy metallic element used by Rastafarians.

*picture block of lead with dreads*
( the_rhyme_minister is on a new wave tip, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:24, archived)

Hahaha
Ooooh, I see
( Jahled He's just a grunt, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:26, archived)

*fires up photoshop*
I'm sure there's some other username ones.
( the_rhyme_minister is on a new wave tip, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:27, archived)

More what the word sound like.
EG..Horrendous: A pic of a whore making a 3d graphic image. "Whore renders"
( Mstandot can't think of a better sig than this!!!, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:22, archived)

ah. NOW i get it. no, really!
*enters compo like blackbeard*
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:25, archived)

boo. he wears trousers. shouldn´t he be naked getting out of a car?
famous girls do that all the time.

woo btw.
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:18, archived)