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# trump trump trump
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# oh, that's a fantastic fp!
Well done :D

/easy predictions blog
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# your board sig just cost me a coffee
but thanks to quick reactions, not a monitor or keyboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Heerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrree's NELLIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh...!
Nellie the Elephant packed her trunk
And said goodbye to the Bates Hotel,
Off she went with a trumpety-trump,
trump, trump, trump!
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Wed 7 May 2008, 22:22, archived)
# I KNEW you'd been too quiet thus far in this compo...
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 7 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# fucking YES!
*clicks like Thora Hird's knee joints*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
# ooh, merry candles, Ma'am.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:16, archived)
# thank you, kind sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# *b3ta birthday bumps*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# are you sure
you're strong enough?
i'm quite big ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# I'll take the left one
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:19, archived)
# pfff
saucy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:21, archived)
# My brain read that in a sixties-era Barbara Windsor voice
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:22, archived)
# so it should
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:23, archived)
# hippy brothday
time to blow
out your candles...
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:20, archived)
# *bends over*
good job i had that curry
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:21, archived)
# *runs for cover*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 7 May 2008, 14:23, archived)
# No! No!
Think of the fire risk
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:23, archived)
# kneels behind
Pervs
You winked at me
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:24, archived)
# i just had something
in my eye
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
# see, I read
"candles" and "bend over" and assumed you were an adult performer.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I do beleive the lady to be an adult
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# i made a cock-shaped candle once.
it was a jelly mould, but it was good for wax, too.
until i melted it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
# happy thing day
you candle'y bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
# thank you
but shouldn't that be buggerer?

......i've said too much...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:29, archived)
# or buggeree?
if that's a word.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Buggereegar
Type of bird, innit
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I'll take a run up
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
# fucking marathon :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:31, archived)
# next on UKTVSport
15:00 - Fluffer relay
15:15 - Fucking Marathon
20:27 - Closing speeches with autofellatio dance troupe
21:00 - Showers
21:15 - Closedown
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:36, archived)
# at last!
sports we can ALL enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:37, archived)
# fucking snickers ashally
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Boost
with guarana
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Hippo Birdie Smash
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:23, archived)
# thank you!
how's bump?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Starting to piss me off a little tbh
Mostly cos I'm too hot
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:29, archived)
# take your shoes off
if you can get your feet onto a cold floor, it'll make you feel much cooler.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
# *takes shoes off*
*watches the floor melt*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:37, archived)
# what's that smell?
*passes out*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Oi you!
*slaps*

*kisses it better*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:41, archived)
# ooh
you can slap me more often
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:44, archived)
# *slap slap slappity slap*



*kiss kiss kissity kiss*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:47, archived)
# *ow ow owity ow*
*mmm mmm mmmity comes*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:50, archived)
# *feels drip on head*
*looks up, waves to Mrs Trellis*
*melts*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:39, archived)
# *rubs hands*
my plan is finally coming together...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:40, archived)
#
finally Me and Richard Littlejohn
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:41, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
that's it, i'm gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:42, archived)
#
gone spent
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:43, archived)
# *likes*
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:16, archived)
# ahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# that woman appears to be significantly taller than 50ft
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Oh damn you
/may have just laughed out loud blog
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I am to please...
nice to see a repost can get a laugh cos I'm getting bugger all response to new stuff...

/hurumphf blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:23, archived)
# such as?
(linky linky linky)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:24, archived)
# ...
www.b3ta.com/board/8350363
www.b3ta.com/board/8350271

could just be shit though
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:32, archived)
# too brown
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Not been around to see much of your new stuff
Not that I'm here now you understand
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:29, archived)
# You got more important things to worry about though
like sitting
and wondering if you'll be able to get back if you bend over
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Already sorted that one
I can't
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Hah!
I woo both this and the main post.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:31, archived)
# watch em reck the mic...watch em reck the mic.. watch em reck the mic
psyche.

DUNCAN DUNCAN...I'M BLIND !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 7 May 2008, 14:44, archived)
# winnah
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Alternate version:
To be putrefied by the thought of Mr. McPartlin.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:43, archived)
# This is very good
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:53, archived)
# yaaay!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:58, archived)
# hahaha
yet another one from monkeon's fp factory!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 7 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
# hahaha, seriously good this :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 May 2008, 9:50, archived)