fucking YES!
*clicks like Thora Hird's knee joints*
( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:15, archived)

ooh, merry candles, Ma'am.

( Dixon is playin the world's smallest violin just for you, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:16, archived)

thank you, kind sir!

( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:18, archived)

*b3ta birthday bumps*

( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:18, archived)

are you sure
you're strong enough?
i'm quite big ;)
( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:18, archived)

I'll take the left one

( Dixon is playin the world's smallest violin just for you, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:19, archived)

pfff
saucy!
( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:21, archived)

My brain read that in a sixties-era Barbara Windsor voice

( Dixon is playin the world's smallest violin just for you, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:22, archived)

so it should

( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:23, archived)

hippy brothday
time to blow
out your candles...
(Vinegar strokes is gutted he missed the London Bash. was It fun?, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:20, archived)

*bends over*
good job i had that curry
( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:21, archived)

*runs for cover*

( Sonic James Doom LiKESTRAiNS, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:23, archived)

No! No!
Think of the fire risk
(Vinegar strokes is gutted he missed the London Bash. was It fun?, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:23, archived)

kneels behind
Pervs
You winked at me
(Vinegar strokes is gutted he missed the London Bash. was It fun?, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:24, archived)

i just had something
in my eye
( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:28, archived)

see, I read
"candles" and "bend over" and assumed you were an adult performer.
( Mockingbird is not a sustitute for human interaction on, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:25, archived)

I do beleive the lady to be an adult

(Vinegar strokes is gutted he missed the London Bash. was It fun?, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:25, archived)

i made a cock-shaped candle once.
it was a jelly mould, but it was good for wax, too.
until i melted it.
( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:26, archived)

happy thing day
you candle'y bugger
( Mockingbird is not a sustitute for human interaction on, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:28, archived)

thank you
but shouldn't that be buggerer?

......i've said too much...
( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:29, archived)

or buggeree?
if that's a word.
( Mockingbird is not a sustitute for human interaction on, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:32, archived)

Buggereegar
Type of bird, innit
( Mrs Trellis If he resists, damage him only a little, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:52, archived)

I'll take a run up

( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:28, archived)

fucking marathon :D

( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:31, archived)

next on UKTVSport
15:00 - Fluffer relay
15:15 - Fucking Marathon
20:27 - Closing speeches with autofellatio dance troupe
21:00 - Showers
21:15 - Closedown
( Mockingbird is not a sustitute for human interaction on, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:36, archived)

at last!
sports we can ALL enjoy!
( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:37, archived)

fucking snickers ashally

( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:45, archived)

Boost
with guarana
( Mockingbird is not a sustitute for human interaction on, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:50, archived)

Hippo Birdie Smash

( Mrs Trellis If he resists, damage him only a little, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:23, archived)

thank you!
how's bump?
( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:29, archived)

Starting to piss me off a little tbh
Mostly cos I'm too hot
( Mrs Trellis If he resists, damage him only a little, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:29, archived)

take your shoes off
if you can get your feet onto a cold floor, it'll make you feel much cooler.
( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:30, archived)

*takes shoes off*
*watches the floor melt*
( Mrs Trellis If he resists, damage him only a little, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:37, archived)

what's that smell?
*passes out*
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:39, archived)

Oi you!
*slaps*

*kisses it better*
( Mrs Trellis If he resists, damage him only a little, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:41, archived)

ooh
you can slap me more often
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:44, archived)

*slap slap slappity slap*



*kiss kiss kissity kiss*
( Mrs Trellis If he resists, damage him only a little, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:47, archived)

*ow ow owity ow*
*mmm mmm mmmity comes*
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:50, archived)

*feels drip on head*
*looks up, waves to Mrs Trellis*
*melts*
( Mockingbird is not a sustitute for human interaction on, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:39, archived)

*rubs hands*
my plan is finally coming together...
( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:40, archived)

finally Me and Richard Littlejohn
( Mockingbird is not a sustitute for human interaction on, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:41, archived)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
that's it, i'm gone.
( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:42, archived)

gone spent
( Mockingbird is not a sustitute for human interaction on, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:43, archived)