Mix it up a little. Call them cunts.

( Ttssattsr Say! Today Ttssattsr says: I love you, Kate Beaton, Wed 7 May 2008, 23:21, archived)

hahaha
both of these

cunt
(boris the spider, Wed 7 May 2008, 23:22, archived)

tsk!
"both of these cunts".
( The Hedgehog From Hell is emoticon-dyslexic, semicolon close-bracket, Wed 7 May 2008, 23:27, archived)