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(Captain Black, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:49, archived)

( mictoboy, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:52, archived)

Well, that would explain why he hasn't eaten that fucking pig yet.

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:54, archived)

HAHA OH GOD

( xmaschordal la la la la la, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:56, archived)

I recall somebodt saying yesterday that they were part jew.
How does that work? Do we have part catholics, part anglicans and part wiccans? The world gets to complicated for me when other people get involved.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:56, archived)

maybe he only had a twoskin

( mictoboy, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:57, archived)

arf!
SPANG
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:58, archived)

Little witty sub-threads like this
are why b3ta should have a stage show.
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:01, archived)

No wait, sorry...
Little witty sub-threads like this are why b3ta should never ever have a stage show.
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:02, archived)

A pantomime, perhaps.
I can just imagine an audience full of pre-schoolers shouting "TOAP!!!" over and over again. Oh wait, no. That's /board.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:05, archived)

and choruses of "why am I looking at a picture of your dog?"

( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:06, archived)

that and the fact that david baddiel would sue me for stealing his joke

( mictoboy, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:05, archived)

special guest stars Vic & Bob
you know, with their frying pans for the spanging
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:08, archived)

that's nothing!
I'm part Jedi
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:04, archived)

I'll accept that before i accept that being jewish
is anything other than being in yet another archaic religious cult.
At least being a jedi has got to be more fun. And who's gonna persecute you when you have a fluorescent light that lops off hands?
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:08, archived)

already lopped off my hand once


I don't understand religions very much, haven't got the foggiest what Jewish actually means or stands for
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:11, archived)

something to do with
maintaining the right to be a whingier bastard than anyone else in the world whilst occupying Palestine and ignoring more UN resolutions that all other nations in history combined.

Oh no, now even I'm doing it,, that's Israeli which is not necessarily Jewish.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:15, archived)

well jewishness is also belonging to the race of culture of semitic peoples

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:14, archived)

That's bollocks and you know it.
Show me factual references that say semitic people are a race. The semites were a tribe of people ( arabs ) who may or may not have existed based on some stories that may or may not have some basis in fact.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:18, archived)

i do biblical studies and we covered this recently
all of the races of the near east have traceable genetic traits that identify them. so much so in fact that a tribe in south africa have been found to carry the genetic markers of the high priest class of ancient judah. i'll try and find a link.

here you are
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemba
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:22, archived)

All races? What the fuck?
what races are they then. The whole of that area are arabs, being from a different tribe does not make you genetically different from your neighbour.
Ansd please, i'll read dissertations and published works all day but I'll not have wiki thrown at me, I could make that say what I want right now.

There are 5 major races in the world and each have some sub groups but that's your lot. national identity or the sense of belonging to a tribe has nothing to do with race which is purely genetic.

I can become a jew tomorrow, I can never become Asian and that's all the fact you need to figure it out.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:26, archived)

I've also heard about specific genetic traits relating to Jews,
I suppose it depends on how much of a genetic difference you need to define a separate race.
I've also heard about genetics being used to trace how different groups of people form part of the British population,
and they were able to find distinguishing genetic characteristics between Celts, Vikings, Normans and so on.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:30, archived)

yes
and indeed I've had my genetics traced to the area of Southern Denmark populated by the Angles but what does that matter? my race remains Caucasian, sub group Northern European as it does for the celts and the normans. racially we are the same people ( on the whole, there will always have been exceptions with cross breeding as people migrated after the near extinction of homo sapien 70000 years ago.
we all have genetic modifications that develop over the generations but they are simply as a direct result of the parameters set by the areas in which we settle.

Being a person in Judea ( again, tribal ) who adopts the religion of the Canaanites ( escaping Egypt after Akenaten died and the 'one god' theory was dissolved by Tutankamun and his advisors can in no way make you racially different from the people around you. Everyone else in the area was arabian but the very small tribe of Judea, who took in and bred with the Egyption ( national again, not racial ) Canaanites suddenly became a separate race? You will have to do better than that.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:41, archived)

Like I said, it depends how much of a genetic difference you need to define a separate race.
I don't know what the definition is, and I don't think it matters much. And yes, it's all about adapting to your local circumstances,
for example the further away from the equator you get, the paler your skin will be, to balance vitamin D production against skin cancers.
Anyway, I'm not arguing against you particularly, it's just a matter of the semantics really.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:49, archived)

an i
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:54, archived)

Haha, you bastard.
you made me go all the way through that looking for 'an's.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:57, archived)

P.S. start from the end...

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:01, archived)

Too late now,
I've already wasted literally seconds of my life.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:05, archived)

I'm not wanting to argue
on much more than semantics myself. Some people take my views that Jewishnesh is nothing more than a religious choice to mean I have some kind of deep rooted anti-semitism and nothing could be further from the truth. I'm all for globalism and loving your fellow man. The sooner we are all brown the better.
I just find it odd that intelligent people will maintain that national identity ( which is perceived ) has anything to do with racial traits ( which are actual0 and being an argumentative so and so I'll take issue with it.
I do have a problem with Isreal which is purely political and I do have a problem with all superstitious, religious cults and that's just common sense because there is no need to perpetuate these differences if we want civilisation to transcend to a better place.

But trust me, i'm all fluffy about it, all men are my brothers, just some are misguided.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:56, archived)

Ok then, point taken.
And fully agreed with the political objections towards Israel.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:01, archived)

well if you are looking that general then sure
i'll find a proper article fr you if you're intrested when i've got a minute. i'm off to the pub now though. have a good one.
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:31, archived)

:D

( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:08, archived)

( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:54, archived)

( mictoboy, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:55, archived)

The
Jews Brothers.
(Dante licked your nipple on, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:21, archived)

compo it.
Oh you have done. I'm not even going to try and figure out why my brain does not deserve the anguish.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:53, archived)

it's those two famous bands
'winniebagopolopolis' and 'the sticks'
( mictoboy, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:55, archived)

What?
Hahahah. A *click* for Winnie the Pooh though.
( Killerkitti Don't care what you think, you think I care, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:09, archived)