Oooh this reminds me of the Cell.
The Cell? Is that what I mean?

Beautiful movie with Jennifer Lopez in it, but never mind.
( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:03, archived)

yenifer lopay!

( lordsaccharine Listen to more dub, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:06, archived)

Jennifer lopez revived her carrer by taking the first letter of her
First name and first two lettes of her last name

Do you think Pete Docherty could do the same?
(Vinegar strokes trying to, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:08, archived)

pffft

( monstrinho do biscoito finally some fucking new tshirts at NOGUNARMY.COM, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:09, archived)

pffftjynx

( lordsaccharine Listen to more dub, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:10, archived)

can you unjynx me now please
( monstrinho do biscoito finally some fucking new tshirts at NOGUNARMY.COM, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:16, archived)

Unctuous

(Vinegar strokes trying to, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:17, archived)

how
you're too far away to punch

I officially deputise the nearest person to you to punch you and break the jynx.
( lordsaccharine Listen to more dub, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:17, archived)

blimey
we just had to say a person's name


psst, it's spelt jinx
(cs192 is poking an old man's wound on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:21, archived)

Gin x

(Vinegar strokes trying to, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:24, archived)

i wasn't liked at school
they told me these were the rules.
( lordsaccharine Listen to more dub, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:25, archived)

fair enough
*punches*
(cs192 is poking an old man's wound on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:31, archived)

pfffft

( lordsaccharine Listen to more dub, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:09, archived)

ete cherty? I don't get it

( mutster101 went to Thomas Land!, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:13, archived)

YES
She wears a lovely headpiece in it. Hang on.


www.imdb.com/media/rm2505480448/tt0209958

It really is a gorgeous film.
( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:08, archived)

You sure that's not catherine deane?
Unexpected Horse tho
So woo
(Vinegar strokes trying to, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:10, archived)

hmm
is it good enough that you are not annoyed by her for the whole thing?
( lordsaccharine Listen to more dub, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:11, archived)

Yes.
Well, I think so. It really is glorious.

Here you go, another one.

www.imdb.com/media/rm2320931072/tt0209958

not her though. Seriously, watch it. At least the once.
( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:12, archived)

hmm
Maybe i will.
( lordsaccharine Listen to more dub, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:13, archived)

It's worth it for the cinematography alone.
It's visually GLORIOUS.
( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:14, archived)

I would thereby recommend that you watch
The Fountain

edit:
www.imdb.com/media/rm3923941632/tt0414993
( Mockingbird enquires regarding the frequency, Kenneth, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:16, archived)

Which can fuck off.
I couldn't get into it at all. Hugh Jackman bores the shit out of me and as pretty as she is, Rachel Weisz's lack of talent screws every movie she's in, even if they're shit to begin with.

Prime example of fucking your way into a career if ever I saw one.


IMO obviously.
( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:18, archived)

I loved it lots.
Admittedly I'm the only person I know who did, but LOTS.
( Mockingbird enquires regarding the frequency, Kenneth, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:19, archived)

Watch Casshern.
Seriously.


Right, I'm really leaving now.
( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:20, archived)

Gah, Casshern?
It's a pile of arse.
The directing and editing in the fights scenes is unmitigated tosh that loses any sense of danger/physicality and the plot is not so much complex" as "badly told".

I'd expected a lot from that film and was left feeling it had been half-finished by people incompetent to do it justice.
( Mockingbird enquires regarding the frequency, Kenneth, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:27, archived)

god that was boring
pretty, but no plot or tension at all. really none.
( monstrinho do biscoito finally some fucking new tshirts at NOGUNARMY.COM, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:29, archived)

I liked about a boy
Saved by Huge I suppose
(Vinegar strokes trying to, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:20, archived)

I like most Hugh films.
Don't fancy him though.
( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:20, archived)

LIES
considering how good the book is they really fucked that up,

although rachel weisz is good as the dumb fucker in constantine
(cs192 is poking an old man's wound on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:35, archived)

God that was worse than The Cell.
Hugh Jackman crying all the time, while floating around in space on a tree in a bubble.

I've seen some crap movies, I really have.
(The Alchemist is playing foldit, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:19, archived)

here's a tip:
try watching some good ones, it's often more fun!

(or you could be like me and have low standards, thereby improving every film you watch)
( Mockingbird enquires regarding the frequency, Kenneth, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:28, archived)

!
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/61839/1208354351/1001407.JPG
(Vinegar strokes trying to, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:14, archived)

Oh my.
I used to have two of those.

Less hairy though.
( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:15, archived)

you've lost a nipple?

( Aphex The Mink NOW WITH ADDED DAUGHTER!, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:16, archived)

Yep.
Oh no hold on.


No, it's in my bra. Phew.
( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:16, archived)

check behind the sofa
or in the gap between the fridge and the counter
( lordsaccharine Listen to more dub, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:17, archived)

Lets play find the skippers nips
You go first...
(Vinegar strokes trying to, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:18, archived)

*unsheaths cutlass*
ALSO I am leaving now. Bye all!

WOW the storm just knocked out the lights for a second but not b3ta. See how much you're loved?

Anyway, t'ra.
( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:19, archived)

Waves
What storm?
(Vinegar strokes trying to, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:20, archived)

*salutes

( lordsaccharine Listen to more dub, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:20, archived)

good god man
put it away!

EVERYDAY the nipple comes out.

(.)(@)
( lordsaccharine Listen to more dub, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:16, archived)

This is the only place I get to show it
Got to make the most of it

maybe I should have used it for my 1000th
(Vinegar strokes trying to, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:21, archived)

aren't there ...specialist websites?
(also a little nsfw notice might be appreciated!)
( lordsaccharine Listen to more dub, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:26, archived)

Is your work really bothered by moobs?

(Vinegar strokes trying to, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:31, archived)

It looks nice, but it is a very bad film.
Comically, awfully bad.

Especially the bit when he stands up from his throne, and the curtains are attached to his back by metal hooks.
(The Alchemist is playing foldit, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:14, archived)

I like that bit.
Although I have met people with capes attached to surface piercings on the back, so the sexual undertones are very apparent.
( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:15, archived)

henifer low-pezz
(said with sombrero held in bandits are rading our VILL-aaarge, pose)
( monstrinho do biscoito finally some fucking new tshirts at NOGUNARMY.COM, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:08, archived)

Have you seen the 100th episode of Family Guy?

( ClanSoul http://www.sambennallick.co.uk/, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:07, archived)

have you?

( Aphex The Mink NOW WITH ADDED DAUGHTER!, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:07, archived)

I don't know. Have I?

( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:08, archived)

Seth MacFarlane narrates the whole thing,
and at one point he just laughs and says "I forgot how funny I am"
( ClanSoul http://www.sambennallick.co.uk/, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:11, archived)

That'd be a no then.
I have seen every Bertha episode though. I think.
( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:13, archived)

I haven't seen that since i were a bairn
is it on youtube or somesutch?
( lordsaccharine Listen to more dub, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:14, archived)

I have NO idea.

( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:16, archived)

Oh, ok.
Well if you get a chance to watch it, then good. You can laugh at the average americans he interviews about it.
( ClanSoul http://www.sambennallick.co.uk/, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:15, archived)

cell yes

( Aphex The Mink NOW WITH ADDED DAUGHTER!, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:07, archived)

follicle NO
:D

I don't know.

How goes it young man?
( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:09, archived)

tee hee "young man"
it goes well
"things are happening" at home apparently

how goes it with you?
( Aphex The Mink NOW WITH ADDED DAUGHTER!, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:16, archived)

Oh aye?
Keep me updated, obviously.

It goes well, as I've finished working. Thank FUCK.
( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:18, archived)

hurrah
i however have not finished working.
BOOOOOOOOO

did you get to the bottom of your hip problem?
( Aphex The Mink NOW WITH ADDED DAUGHTER!, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:20, archived)