Fantastic!
Now find out the best way to get bill money from shit flatmates.
( We are the lemon Last attacked an L-plater on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:26, archived)

i'm trying to the same thing at the moment. i'm breaking out the cricket bat next.
or take a cutlass to the bastards
( Tom O'Bedlam just got a First in one of his modules!, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:28, archived)

Cricket bats are to be feared.
I just finished knocking in and oiling my new one.
( We are the lemon Last attacked an L-plater on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:38, archived)

Ahhh, the sound of nose cartilidge on willow.

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:50, archived)

pfft
ear cartilage for the win
(cs192 is poking an old man's wound on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:55, archived)

Got home interent?
ask if they have internet banking, and when they say yes take them in there and make them set you up as a transfer target and send the money.
( Mockingbird enquires regarding the frequency, Kenneth, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:29, archived)

Good plan that man.
I think at least two of them will, the other probably wont though.
( We are the lemon Last attacked an L-plater on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:37, archived)

Hang 'em from the yardarm.

(The Alchemist is playing foldit, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:39, archived)

\o/

( We are the lemon Last attacked an L-plater on, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:00, archived)

Threaten them with violence.
no punch them then threaten them with further violence and explain that the violence will incur daily interest.
( Pasanonic knows your secret, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:39, archived)

But they are girl-types :(

( We are the lemon Last attacked an L-plater on, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:01, archived)

draw up some plans for a cellar
and leave them lying around
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:04, archived)

donkey punch them
and get a pink sock in lieu.
( Pasanonic knows your secret, Fri 9 May 2008, 19:33, archived)

Get the bailiffs round
Works a treat. By Baillifs, I obviously mean your big pub going mates who can then threaten the removal of their goods unless the rent/bill money is paid.

I have the other problem - my landlord is a lazy fucker who rarely remembers the bills/rent, I have to chase HIM up to give him money. How shit is that? I hate having a good financial conscience...
(General Lee, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:52, archived)

I had thought of that but it fell down when I realised I dont know anyone like that.

( We are the lemon Last attacked an L-plater on, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:02, archived)

yeh
but it's better to do it that way, at least then he can't drag you through court in years to come
(cs192 is poking an old man's wound on, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:50, archived)

take the fuses out
to their rooms until they pay you
(cs192 is poking an old man's wound on, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:00, archived)

This is brilliant.

( We are the lemon Last attacked an L-plater on, Fri 9 May 2008, 18:01, archived)

wank them off

(epiphany Finally got his first randomburn CD today :), Fri 9 May 2008, 18:07, archived)