i'm trying to the same thing at the moment. i'm breaking out the cricket bat next.
or take a cutlass to the bastards
( Tom O'Bedlam just got a First in one of his modules!, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:28, archived)

Cricket bats are to be feared.
I just finished knocking in and oiling my new one.
( We are the lemon Last attacked an L-plater on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:38, archived)

Ahhh, the sound of nose cartilidge on willow.

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:50, archived)

pfft
ear cartilage for the win
(cs192 is poking an old man's wound on, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:55, archived)