Ning all.


There are thousands of Scotsmen drinking warm lager at half past 8 in the morning in the centre of my beloved city.

This is going to be continuing all day.

Later on, a lesser but still significant volume of Russians will be arriving.

They'll be the worse for drink as well.

Then there will be a football match.

I for one will be leaving work in oohh about an hour's time, going home - mercifully outside the city centre - and barricading myself indoors with GTA 4 and a baseball bat.

How's your day shaping up?
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:14, archived)

Good luck Manchester,
you'll need it.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:16, archived)

Mon Zenit St Petersburg!!!

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:19, archived)

God help us if they win...

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:25, archived)

Drunk Glaswegian football fans
and drunk Russian football fans...

I can't think of many worse recipes for disaster
Good luck!
( Mushroom, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:18, archived)

add 11 camels to the mix who are not only pissed but just lost at poker
ning all
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:20, archived)

argh, but at least if you have camels
you know where all the arabs will be
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:22, archived)

how about a pack of drunk english football fans?
of any variety, mixed with drunk english/scottish/welsh/irish/french/german/dutch/slovakian/maldivian/anybody else who the english think they're better than and who therefore deserve a fucking kicking? no, sorry, they're the salt of the earth and never cause any trouble for anyone.



edit: sorry, lived in portsmouth for years and always enjoyed the pompey fans' relaxed attitude and reluctance to smash up their own city when prevented from attacking saints fans
(boris the spider, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:50, archived)

My day is good
All the pissed Glaswegians have left, and all the russians are at the train station

Yippee!
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:18, archived)

I haven't seen Doomsday yet, but it sounds a lot like this

( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:19, archived)

I think Doomsday is in fact a documentary
based on this event.

remarkable foresight...
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:28, archived)

I hope they'll be ok..
Manchesters a rough place.
( fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 14 May 2008, 9:19, archived)

Arf!

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:25, archived)

My day is good so far.. I was missing Lisa though, so had a chat...



I hope this doesn't start another bandwagon
( Wobbly Bloke is wishing everyone a Merry Christmas on, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:20, archived)

P.E.R.T.

( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:20, archived)

USE THE GEL LISA!

( mediocre I am not strange, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:27, archived)

Come to London...
It's got random stabbings in public places!

And a hearty 'ning to one and all!
( Sonic James Doom Of Orient Are... No, Wait That's Not Grammatically Correct doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Wed 14 May 2008, 9:20, archived)

At least there are no 'rough areas' anymore
The whole fucking city is now declared 'rough'.
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:22, archived)

Pretty much...
I live near (not in) Edmonton, home of teenage shootings.
( Sonic James Doom Of Orient Are... No, Wait That's Not Grammatically Correct doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Wed 14 May 2008, 9:29, archived)

*shudder*
I lived in Tottenham for a year that was bad enough.

Walthamstow for years now. It's ace there
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:31, archived)

Was thinking about moving there...
It's one of the few areas we can afford...
( Sonic James Doom Of Orient Are... No, Wait That's Not Grammatically Correct doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Wed 14 May 2008, 9:33, archived)

'sactly
Get in quick. Its one of the few areas that WON'T be affected by the slump thats supposed to be hapopening, cos of the Olympic factor
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:39, archived)

I had the best fry-up ever in a caff in Walthamstow

( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:40, archived)

There are some stonking cafes round there
And some 'proper' boozers that are actually really great, despite outward appearances
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:41, archived)

its fucking mental innit, I'm moving to Burma

( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:23, archived)

I hear it's a little wet this time of year...

( Sonic James Doom Of Orient Are... No, Wait That's Not Grammatically Correct doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Wed 14 May 2008, 9:32, archived)

Random stabbings
But no drunk glaswegians
Yippee
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:24, archived)

think i've seen that tagline on a tourism ad

( doph no time like the precedent, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:40, archived)

Oh gawd!
We still haven't recovered from the last disaster.



'nings
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:24, archived)

Day is shaping up well...
I have a Palace fan to taunt in a bit (despite being a Spurs fan, BC are my 'home/2nd' team)and the boss is off.

I can use the time I'm suppossed to be 'assessing' Indesign CS3 to piss about with After Effects
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:24, archived)

Pissed up Scots and
Slavic types roaming around? Fuck me, it's going to be like London for a day.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:42, archived)

Actually the Tartan army are usually quite well behaved
Aside from the drinking & swearing. The Russians however might want to bum their embassy.
( Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 14 May 2008, 10:27, archived)

your beloved city?
what's that got to do with manchester?
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 14 May 2008, 10:47, archived)