OOh, the Lancastrians only INVENTED it
took a Yorkshire man to perfect it.
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The magic of chutney has decided that he is a CAGE FIGHTER!, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:16,
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Seymour Turnipclutch
That man could BLAAARB for 3 hours on only a sugar topped toasted tea cake.
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The magic of chutney has decided that he is a CAGE FIGHTER!, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:24,
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Ha!
He was disqualified though . . . he tested negative for hotpot!


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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:25,
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ha
think you'll find that we'll be beating your sorry, white-rose wearing, arses again several times this year!
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cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:27,
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