Like all the best chefs. He sees with his mouth and eats with his eyes


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( The magic of chutney has decided that he is a CAGE FIGHTER!, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:00, archived)

Bit early for that isn't it?
*chokes on tea*
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:01, archived)

just look at that fat bastard.
eating our foods, stealing our women's lips.
( Mr. Johnson, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:01, archived)

Is that me?

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:02, archived)

Do these count?



( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:14, archived)

Which is apropos of his 'eye' reminding me of this:

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:15, archived)

Trevor Eve?

(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:29, archived)

Would

With hammers
( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:16, archived)

Angela Lansbury WAS a fox in her youth

( Joe Scaramanga SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:17, archived)

Which of them do I have to sew up to make him stop talking?!

That is disturbing on many levels, but extremely well done. Woo!
( Joliet is the morning DJ at W*O*L*D*, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:02, archived)

That is genuinely unsettling.

:D

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:05, archived)

Can I take this opportunity to say how nice your boris clip is please?

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:16, archived)

^
This. With brass knobs on!
( Joliet is the morning DJ at W*O*L*D*, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:21, archived)

^this^
Tis truly wondeeful
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:28, archived)

i concur, i've just seen it.
i would also like to express my liking for the image that heads this thread.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:38, archived)

This is very disturbing

( planearm, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:07, archived)

Not exactly what I was hoping for as the first post to see...
...but have a woo for effort anyway!


( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:07, archived)

aww!

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:50, archived)

ace!

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:11, archived)

sweet suffering fuck!!

( prodigy69 that shit is bananas, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:14, archived)

Ning chief.
If you're handing out boxes of tissues at Glasgow Central this morning, can you do us a favour and hand out a few brooms and tell them to get back down here and clean up after themselves please?
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:18, archived)

haha it was bliss this mornin' watching them shuffle out the station with their angry bitter wee faces :D

( prodigy69 that shit is bananas, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:13, archived)

Thats fucking horrible
And by horrible I mean hilarious
( Joe Scaramanga SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:16, archived)

CORINTHIAN CHEF
AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
Sweet shuddering fuckitty, that's good but scary.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 15 May 2008, 9:24, archived)

KILL IT!
Kill it with turkey twizzlers!
( DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:37, archived)

thats genuinely frightning :'(

(ScRaT the destroyer ate your cat on---->, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:42, archived)