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(Captain Black, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:32, archived)

I wouldnt mess with the Chuck if I were you.
He can break your legs just by looking at you!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 15 May 2008, 10:33, archived)

is that just a picture of Chuck Norris
or am I missing something... is this trying to suggest Chuck Norris is a mutant or have you done something to it?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:33, archived)

^ This ^

( Wobbly Bloke is Fwapping over your sister on, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:34, archived)

I've just checked on Chuck norris Facts:
No matter how much TOAP you try to add or what filters you use, it's impossible to photoshop Chuck Norris.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:35, archived)

^This

( first inch is the worst! its spelt c.u.n.t., Thu 15 May 2008, 10:36, archived)

Ha ha ha!
I would believe that to be true!

I am much of the belief that George W Bush is Chuck in disguise. The killer for me is the same middle name. So from this, I can deduce that Chuck Norris is playing a big joke on the world. When the elections in the US are over, we will all laugh and drink copious amounts of pop!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 15 May 2008, 10:37, archived)

is this the same rule that says
Winnie the Pooh is really Attilla the Hun because they have the same middle name?
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:38, archived)

That is not a middle name silly!
Merely a definite article....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 15 May 2008, 10:40, archived)

it's their middle name.
Examples of definite article 'the's include:
Vlad the impaler
Jabba the Hutt
Roger the Cabin-boy

other famous name-thes:
Tony the Frosties-tiger
Enter the Dragon (actually named after Bruce Lee's cleaner)
Simon the Bon (he frenched it for showbiz)
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:45, archived)

Ah - Simon The Good

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:47, archived)

You had lost my agreement until
your perfectly valid point on Simon the Bon!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 15 May 2008, 10:48, archived)

and Bob Builder

( Wobbly Bloke is Fwapping over your sister on, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:40, archived)

I must learn the source of his
immense power...
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:37, archived)

/defiantly shops Norris
For there is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard...

...there is only another fist.


(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:51, archived)

And again, is it quote Family Guy day?

( WiL laser raped the cat, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:54, archived)

Eh?
Didn't realise they used that one on Family Guy - I first came across it on a Chuck Norris fact site.
(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:55, archived)

Ah, well it is,
and is demonstrated visually at one point as I recall...
( WiL laser raped the cat, Thu 15 May 2008, 11:00, archived)

Can't say fairer than that.
I'm obviously not keeping adequately up-to-date with Family Guy. Gives me something to do this weekend, I guess...
(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Thu 15 May 2008, 11:02, archived)

Family guy is my reason to live
I saw Blue Harvest recently and weed my trousers with mirth
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 15 May 2008, 11:06, archived)

Hard to watch the original without laughing afterwards tho,
be warned!
( WiL laser raped the cat, Thu 15 May 2008, 11:21, archived)

:D
Would that George Lucas had given R2D2 a handgun and made him utter the words "yeaaahh, that's how we do it in my neighbourhood, bitch!"
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 15 May 2008, 11:28, archived)

:O
tis the only man able to SLAM a revolving door!

*bows*
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:34, archived)

ha ha ha
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, hunting implies the potential for failure - Chuck Norris goes killing.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:36, archived)

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity....
..twice :D
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:37, archived)

Is that just this morning?

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 15 May 2008, 10:38, archived)

Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight on
not because he's afraid of the dark but because the dark is afriad of him
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:38, archived)

hahaha
i laughed so hard i clicked that!!!
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:39, archived)

all these jokes are being plundered from a combination of memory
and
www.chucknorrisfacts.com
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:41, archived)

I'm getting mine from David Gerand's page on
wikitruth.info
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:42, archived)

The cheif export of Chuck Norrish is
PAIN
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:42, archived)

hahaha
the rumour that chuck norris was weakened by pirates, was in fact, spread BY chuck norris, in a bid to lure more pirates to him
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:38, archived)

apparently Chuck's suing the makers of the film "brokeback mountain"
as he already registered the name for the pile of dead ninjas in his front garden.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:41, archived)

If you can see Chuck Norris he can see you
if you can't see Chuck Norris, it may already be too late for you.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:43, archived)

Chuck Norris simply walks into Mordor

(Mr._Pickles Yiff! Yiff! Grrr! Miaow!, Thu 15 May 2008, 11:32, archived)

have you actually done anything to this picture?


wanker
( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:35, archived)

I don't get it
Also, why do the images I make and like the least seem to be the most popular. And the ones I think are good get ignored?

Like this: www.b3ta.com/board/8370929


*shakes head*
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:35, archived)

maybe its cos you posted it during the gay shift

( first inch is the worst! its spelt c.u.n.t., Thu 15 May 2008, 10:37, archived)

When is the best time...
...to post our 'masterpieces'?
( LeightonJimbo underestimated how much hard work a PGCE is, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:41, archived)

Between the hours of 6 till 5 30 (GMT or BST)
Monday to Friday....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 15 May 2008, 10:44, archived)

^yep this^
( first inch is the worst! its spelt c.u.n.t., Thu 15 May 2008, 10:50, archived)

It's a crazy mixed-up shook-up situation.
Things I work on for ages might get a 'meh', whereas things I spend ten minutes on get slapped on the front page. Where's the justice in that? Where? I demand to be shown the justice. Or given tea. Tea or justice, please.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:37, archived)

I'm forming The Justice Squad!
Vengeance will be ours!
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:38, archived)

And tea.
Don't forget the tea.

Damn. It's still twenty minutes until elevenses.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:40, archived)

its nothing against tallent and time spent
but jokes/trolls/popular people always get the best response....and i personally cant help a good chuck norris joke :)

its nothing against you!

you have to pick your post moment right...after a troll is a bad idea...
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:42, archived)

Fnord's Law...
Definition
I liked your image & gave it a click!
( LeightonJimbo underestimated how much hard work a PGCE is, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:40, archived)

^ This

( Halibut Ornithology. Just an excuse to Google "Great Tits", Thu 15 May 2008, 10:44, archived)

tell me about it
how the fuck did the chicken anim i did last week end up fp'd, it was shit.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:53, archived)

Tbh, I found that very funny. A couple of chcikens, chilling iin thier 'jacuzzi', hehe.
I didn't even realise it was animated until you said. Very subtle.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:58, archived)

Hahahahahaha!
no, seriously, WTF, man?
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:37, archived)

Would Mr Men count as a celebrity?
total TJ action
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:39, archived)

hells yes they would

( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:46, archived)

it would be better than 90% of the posts so far...so yes

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:54, archived)

I'm glad that it's
inspired, hilarious posts which show genuine talent like this one that's pushing the drawing it took me two days to complete off of the bottom of the board.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:39, archived)

This image is...
^{stretching the limits of my imagination}
( Wobbly Bloke is Fwapping over your sister on, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:40, archived)