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( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 15 May 2008, 15:52, archived)

Oh my YES
Is that your leggies? Where are your bermuda shorts from?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 15:52, archived)

hahaha no,
www.viewpoints.com/images/review/2007/179/21/1183085901-65452_full.jpg
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 15 May 2008, 15:54, archived)

Oh they're Cars ones.
If they were Monsters Inc I'd so want them.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 15:55, archived)

Pfff!

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Thu 15 May 2008, 15:56, archived)

KITTY

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 15:58, archived)

I LIKE KITTIES. Pls 2 b sharing?

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Thu 15 May 2008, 15:58, archived)

I only has uno, and tis not for sharings wiv the other boys.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 15:59, archived)

will he share you though?
I'm not going to the bash unless there's a chance I can get laid.
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:03, archived)

There's always Matt.

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:04, archived)

*silent mirth*

( xmaschordal la la la la la, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:05, archived)

Everyone should get to sleep with me at least once.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:05, archived)

*high fives*

( xmaschordal la la la la la, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:05, archived)

HELL yeah.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:06, archived)

*gets it printed on a tshirt for the bash*

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:07, archived)

That'll help.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:08, archived)

ur not my mate nemore.

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:03, archived)

Oh I so am.
You LOVE me. I've got curly hair for you today.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:06, archived)

Hooooooooooorraaaaaaaayyyyyyyy.
Wavy curls are best.
( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:08, archived)

Well I only straightened the fringe
so the rest is natural.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:09, archived)

Winner!
*covets*
( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:09, archived)

*does the 'you want this' dance*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:11, archived)

Nuhuh.
NUHUH.
( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:11, archived)

Oh yeah.
You know it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:13, archived)

Oh it's so totally stomping time.
STOMP_STOMPSTOMP...*falls over*...*turns on the Wii*...
( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:15, archived)

Awwww poor pickle.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:21, archived)

Your household has a Wii right?

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:23, archived)

Aye but it's not online
that fucks up my laptop accessing the wireless, which is far more important.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:26, archived)

Bah!

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:26, archived)

:D

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 15 May 2008, 15:56, archived)

Damn straight.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 15:58, archived)

bermuda?

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 15 May 2008, 15:54, archived)

Don't ever try and make your own dungarees.
I have a feeling you'll get it really quite wrong indeed.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 15:55, archived)

arf!

( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Thu 15 May 2008, 15:58, archived)

:D

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:00, archived)

Ah! There you are!
gaz
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:06, archived)

I'M HERE TOO YOU KNOW

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:06, archived)

Noon Cap'n - forgive my churlishness
Can you not attach files to gaz these days? Ah well have to post instead


( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:07, archived)

:(
Is that you?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:08, archived)

No
Random Rangers fan from last night. There was a general Rangers hate-fest going on last night - about the only time there's ever been a decent football-themed thread on b3ta!
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:09, archived)

Ah.
Why the hatred? Actually don't tell me, the few gers fans I know are lovely.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:10, archived)

Prodigy will have his own reasons
for me it was as much the way they acted like a bunch of utter idiots in my town centre last night, leaving the place reeking of urine and stale beer, covered in broken glass, and with Manchester Council now saying that they will not put big screens up for the Champions League final next week - our OWN team - on account of the behaviour of a handful of bigoted sectarian tosspots.
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:13, archived)

Handful being the operative word.
Probably. I wasn't there.


Everyone love each other and have lovely hugs.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:15, archived)

Yeah but it wasn't just the handful who left the place a disaster area
bins and toilets were provided, and regularly serviced throughout the day and night. There is just no excuse for the state of the place this morning.

/normal fluffy tendencies at a particularly low ebb
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:18, archived)

The pictures I've seen have been pretty messy.
I just thought it'd be expected. 100000 people in the sunshine all day with beer...

I'm not excusing it, I'm just thinking it's not the end of the world. Fifty thousand people died from the earthquake in China, apparently.

*shrug*

I can see what you mean though, it's not very nice.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:24, archived)

I know - in context it's pretty trivial...
*smokes fag and re-fluffs*
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:28, archived)

there's a line in a song we sing..
"We don't care what the animals say"


because they are a bunch of un-trained animals who grunt and walk on their knuckles
( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:37, archived)

haaahha :)

poor dog having to suffer that foul taste
( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:08, archived)

hello?

( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:08, archived)

sorry - with the programme now.
I always thought you could attach files to gaz, but it doesn't seem to let you now - unless I'm being usual dunce self...
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:10, archived)

I think it works the same as the board with the img tags

( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:12, archived)

I don't get it
but it still makes me giggle.
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:04, archived)

Because you're a coquettish little thing
all ripe and ready for plunder.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:05, archived)

this is class

( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Thu 15 May 2008, 15:52, archived)

Jings!

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 15 May 2008, 15:52, archived)

Gadzooks!

( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Thu 15 May 2008, 15:53, archived)

yes this, and lots more of it!

( first inch is the worst! its spelt c.u.n.t., Thu 15 May 2008, 15:53, archived)

Oh my yes!
Anyone know how you unblock a port on Zone Alarm?
In the search it says, "click the custom settings button"... which I don't have on my version.
( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Thu 15 May 2008, 15:55, archived)

send in a destroyer or two

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 15 May 2008, 15:56, archived)

Evil ones?

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Thu 15 May 2008, 15:56, archived)

but of course.

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 15 May 2008, 15:56, archived)

Evil butts it is.

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Thu 15 May 2008, 15:59, archived)

if it's a french port
yes, with guns a'blazing.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 15 May 2008, 15:57, archived)

FRANCE. LOAD THE EXPLODING STUFF. KILL THE FUCKS.

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Thu 15 May 2008, 15:58, archived)

i'm also trying to remember how zone alarm worked
but it's been a while, have you tried googling for a sensible answer
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 15 May 2008, 15:59, archived)

best i can find is this, premium though
nh3.nohold.net/noHoldCust25/Prod_1/Articles55646/OpenBlockPorts.html
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:04, archived)

Yeah, my version doesn't have the 'custom' button.
Cheers though.
( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:06, archived)

Yeah, and I get solutions which don't work for 7.1.

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:04, archived)

how about this, sorry can't be more helpful
If you are using the "free" version of Zone Alarm, you will need to change the Internet Zone Security slider to Medium while you are using EchoLink. Other versions of Zone Alarm (such as Zone Alarm Plus and Zone Alarm Pro) let you set more specific rules while leaving the security level at High, which is preferred.

www.websitedesignpartners.com/bittorrentfirewallhelp.html#ZONE_ALARM_FIREWALL_SETTINGS_FOR_BIT_TORRENT
ignoring the echolink bit
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:07, archived)

Ah, cool.
I wasn't being rude :) - do appreciate the help.
( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:09, archived)

i didn't for one moment think you were being rude

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:13, archived)

marvelous
*cricks.

i have a bad neck.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 15 May 2008, 15:55, archived)

Yay!
I loikes this!

:)
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Thu 15 May 2008, 15:55, archived)

Thats top

( Letum Spack Monkey, Thu 15 May 2008, 15:56, archived)

Corking!

( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 15 May 2008, 15:57, archived)

*fears hard*
Anyone seen Prodge? Got a pic he might appreciate...
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:05, archived)

hahahaha..!

( printmeister http://scraundler.blogspot.com/, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:08, archived)