Anyone else thought her eyes were too big?


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( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Fri 16 May 2008, 10:46, archived)

they're not now.

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:47, archived)

*Needs more Owl?

( Wobbly Bloke has frozen his cock off on, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:58, archived)

For a second there I was thinking,
Maya from heroes!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 16 May 2008, 11:00, archived)

woah there big boy
Three owls?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:01, archived)

O RLY

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:02, archived)

Well I fucking do now.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:47, archived)

Editors of newspapers and their over zealous use of zoom

( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:48, archived)

Fucking Hell! KILL IT!
oh what, someone* already did after the parents drugged and abondoned it while they went for their entitlement dinner?

oh well, job done :D

*(yeah.... right)
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:48, archived)

Yeah, fucking parents!
www.b3ta.com/board/8374203
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 16 May 2008, 10:50, archived)

:D

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:51, archived)

ha ha ha
she's been reading Anne Frank's diary.

:)
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:52, archived)

Don't fucking start me on her!
Lazy bitch! 60 Years now and still no fucking sequel!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 16 May 2008, 10:55, archived)

there she is!

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:48, archived)

now you have to hide and she''l look for you
run - she's already started counting
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:50, archived)

ARGH!
Kill it with tapas-hammers!

Ningles all, I'm all hungover and blech after photographing a golf tournament yesterday and then being dragged to the after-game meal/drinks/toff-nonsense.
How is everyone else today?
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:49, archived)

I'm quite blurred
I should sleep more

*sleeps*

zzzzz
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:49, archived)

Fucking hungry
/not eaten since lunchtime yesterday blog.
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:50, archived)

eat then
job done
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:50, archived)

crikey, no fucking about, you've solved the problem in one go
you are like some kind of corporate executive fixer guy who charges like £500,000 to go into some company to tell them "You're crap, don't be crap" :D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:52, archived)

and here's your new 'We've stopped being crap' logo
that's be an extra £500,000
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:53, archived)

"You see how it's like the old logo but with a squiggle? for an extra £500,000 I'll remove the squiggle"
"Fuck me! what a bargain! You've saved the company!"
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:54, archived)

*tears down extra rainforest to make new headed notepaper*

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:56, archived)

Recycling, a good corporate strategy
:D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:57, archived)

i think you dropped a spare comma in that sentence

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:02, archived)

Or maybe I missed an additional recycling

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:03, archived)

I don't know why I didn't think of it before!

( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:54, archived)

well, it was perhaps a subtle way of enquiring if there was a good reason

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:57, archived)

Not felt like it
Just want to drink tea all the time. Literally finish one cup and I'm up and making the next.
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:59, archived)

well, that answers that question

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:02, archived)

It's a sure fire path to riches!
:D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:57, archived)

Or a consultant who goes into a company that is losing money,
does his report and charges half a million and then submits his report.

"You spend too much money on Consultants."
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 16 May 2008, 10:54, archived)

if you can't find the solution
there's money to be made perpetuating the problem.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:55, archived)

which really shouldn't happen as often as it does
:D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:58, archived)

Don't be silly!
Wouldnt you start a consultancy firm if you could get away with just doing that all the time?

I always wanted to punch William Hague in the face and I couldnt really figure out why. Then my dad pointed out to me that he used to be a management consultant. The whole world fell into place....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 16 May 2008, 11:03, archived)

Of course I shitting would
:D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:06, archived)

you mean i've given away a £500,000 service for free?
*angst*
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:54, archived)

no
it means they now owe you £500,000

:D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:57, archived)

*points*
you're hired

*the music comes up and Alan Sugar leaps up onto the board room table, walks over it, steps down and takes discomeats up in a passionate embrace, the music comes up as discomeats is dipped and kissed with full tongues*
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:54, archived)

sexy results!

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:56, archived)

that's good televisioning.

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:57, archived)

it sure is, filled with incredible real reality thus making it more real
:D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:59, archived)

LOOK - REAL PEOPLE ON THE TELLY!!!
REAL!!

RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
you porsine cunts
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:00, archived)

yay for the pure fakedom that is reality tv
:D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:02, archived)

Then I shouldn't mention that I will be having beefs
and boiled tatties, peas, carrots, brocoli + yorkshire pud for dindins?
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:51, archived)

*invites self to dinner*

( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:58, archived)

\o/

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:00, archived)

Silly Discomeats!
Tonight is not Sunday!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 16 May 2008, 10:59, archived)

Silly Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop!
Day specific nomenclature for culinary delight is a nonsense!
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:01, archived)

^THIS
is the start of a brave new world.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:03, archived)

You are one of them eh?
MADNESS! FRIDAY IS FISH AND CHIPS OR KEBAB NIGHT!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 16 May 2008, 11:04, archived)

crazy human! my lunch guts are not dictated by religious festivals!
:D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:08, archived)

SILLY DISCOMEATS!
FRIDAY IS NOT RELIGIOUS FESTIVAL!

*sacrifices a young virgin goat*
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 16 May 2008, 11:14, archived)

there are places in the world where
you can get stuff to stick down your gullet. If this stuff is edible it may be food.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:52, archived)

I'm bloody starving too
I had Haribo Tangfastics for breakfast
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:52, archived)

I have a really annoying fucking headache
which is made even more annoying by the fact that I only had 1 pint of Guinness last night and nothing else alcoholic!

I think it may be due to the fact that I have run out of Ventolin though and I've been coughing like a bitch all night....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 16 May 2008, 10:52, archived)

yearning for 5 o'clock
and very relieved to have seen the back of the scottish invasion which has beset Manchester for the past 3 day.
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:52, archived)

Frightening
and topical...
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:51, archived)

^this
topical
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:53, archived)

Would.

( A Vagabond www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post592681, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:53, archived)