John Kettley...John Kettley....
...John Kettley is a bit Alessi kettley to be precise.
But he does generate the clouds!

Done to avert a riot

From the Celebrity Mutants challenge. See all 461 entries (closed)

(AdrianJ, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:39, archived)

John Kettley is a weather man
John Kettley is a weather man
John Kettley is a weather man
John Kettley is a weather man
John Kettley is a weather man
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:40, archived)

And so is Michael Fish
and so is Billy Giles.
( Mstandot, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:42, archived)

The DJ played
that at the pub quiz last week and I sadly knew all the words.
At school I was occasionally referred to as kettle as my maiden name was similar to the appliance maker Haden. They'll pick on anything.
( moogy boobles, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:45, archived)

I only vaguely remember that bit.

( Mstandot, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:45, archived)

The rest
is about Icke and bikes, Jonathan Ross and moss...etc
( moogy boobles, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:46, archived)

and so is Ian McGaskill...
...so is Wincy Willis
(AdrianJ, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:45, archived)

dan corbett
pack an umbrella.

i love him, he's completely barking mad.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:48, archived)

is it me
or is his head too small for his shoulders?
( moogy boobles, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:13, archived)

I'm going to start a riot because of this, just to spite you.
Woo
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:40, archived)

hehehehe!

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:42, archived)

That's silly
Have a M&S woo...I don't do anything less.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:49, archived)