But if it printed everything you were thinking
it could be terribly embaressing...

And for the average B3tan, the magenta ink would run out pretty quickly...
( Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:39, archived)

Aye, i suppose.
But it would sell for millions, and most likely i'd be sectioned.
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:48, archived)