Little Richard? Never heard of him...


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( WiL thinks the odds are good for a white xmas, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:59, archived)

Christ O' Blimey O_O
kill it with wallpaper
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:59, archived)

*hides behind sofa*
tell me when it's gone!
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:59, archived)

It's gone
may contain lies
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:07, archived)

*emerges*
GAH!
*re-hides and plots revenge*
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:11, archived)

Gotcha!
No really it's gone this time
Pffft
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:14, archived)

Sweet gibbering Jesus
take it away!!!

On second thoughts no -

KILL IT WITH HAMMERS!
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:00, archived)

sweet shuddering fuck!

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:01, archived)

Jesus, is that a Little Richards plastic doll head?
Freaky looking stuff.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:01, archived)

Amy winehouse over done it on the sun bed?

(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:03, archived)

Explosion in a chocolate-fondue factory

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:06, archived)

never rim when your partners had a ruby!

(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:08, archived)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww
that's just nasty.
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:08, archived)

but you must admit
It is good advice
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:09, archived)

indeed.
here's some more: never lick a beehive
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:11, archived)

Oh very good
how about a goose can break your arm so keep away from geese.
do you know anyone this has ever happened to?
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:16, archived)

no
althought i was once chased around lake windemere by a goose. fucked if i was giving it my wafer!
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:20, archived)

a geese once bit my sister

( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:21, archived)

My bro once had his wrist broken by a Swan....

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 20 May 2008, 11:28, archived)

really?
or is this the set-up for a pun?
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:31, archived)

No, not at all.
He stumbled a bit too close to a nest I believe and the mother attacked him :) Broke his wrist innit :)

Have a pic of the loveliest swan I have ever met in my life :)

i34.photobucket.com/albums/d105/mcomme/Switzerland/Lausanne/MichaelsPics114.jpg

She let me sit right next to her in the Marina in Lausanne and she was lovely :D But then again, I would be pretty damn calm and happy if I lived here :)

i34.photobucket.com/albums/d105/mcomme/Switzerland/Lausanne/MichaelsPics119.jpg
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 20 May 2008, 11:36, archived)

that's a stunning pic.
i just have an inherent dislike of the french, having met many of them, but never a nice one.
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:43, archived)

The Swiss are actually awesome!
I thought they would be very French like, but theyre not. They are really unique! They seem to have taken on all the best characteristics of the French, Germans, Italians and Swiss naturals. It is officially my favourite place in the world now!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 20 May 2008, 11:47, archived)

i may have to visit there one day
but first, i must learn to drive(yeah, right!) and do the nurburgring in a bugatti veyron or, failing that, a lamborghini diabolo
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:52, archived)

Ha ha ha!
You are Jeremy Clarkson ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 20 May 2008, 12:05, archived)

It is indeed!
I thought it would make a good mask for this unknown and definitely not litigious subject in the source picture.
( WiL thinks the odds are good for a white xmas, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:07, archived)

*websherrifs*

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 20 May 2008, 11:31, archived)

fiery hammers, quick!

( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:03, archived)

Jesus O'Malley!
Also, has someone recently posted a randomburn cd to me? If so, I'm gonna kick you in the knackers and if you are a girl, I will punch you in the ovaries!

Fucking Royal Mail!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 20 May 2008, 11:07, archived)

this be wrong

( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:09, archived)

Hahahaa
www.b3tards.com/u/3baec04fb1b0be6e2d31/dolphin.gif

Couldn't find the optimised version anywhere.

:(
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:20, archived)

I love that :)

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 20 May 2008, 11:22, archived)