I'm sure I've seen this before... My first pearoast


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(Dick Wonder and his Love Sack, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:01, archived)

I've got me a chrysler, it seats about twenty, so come on and bring your jukebox money
The love sack, Baby love sack!
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:04, archived)

glove smack...

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:05, archived)

pfff!
you have offended me, sah!
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:06, archived)

DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT ME, SIR?

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:07, archived)

I DO BITE MY THUMB SIR.

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:08, archived)

NNNG

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:09, archived)

I DO BITE MY THUMB SIR

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:08, archived)

^ LOSERS.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:09, archived)

I confess, I have never played a boy when doing Shakespeare.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:12, archived)

We'll carry on Cap'n.
BUT DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT ME... SIR?
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:11, archived)

(not me, us, although I did have to check my validity on that)
Hang on, hang on. Capulet or Montague, pick a side. I've got to ask someone whether the law's of our side if I say aye and I can't ask Sam.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:14, archived)

I.. err... I don't know :(
I just like that film. It's all too much... *faints*
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:15, archived)

Well in the film John Leguizamo is dead fucking fit.
But then he always is. Even as Luigi.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:20, archived)

i fart in your general direction!

( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:09, archived)

Winner.
CWOOOUUAAGFFFHH. *falls down*

I have fallen.
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:09, archived)

yay!
i shall take my victory to bed with me.
g'night all!
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:18, archived)

Nert nert.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:20, archived)

I'm not ashamed to say my old band used to cover that.
Looooooooooooooove SHAAAAACK.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:05, archived)

cause love rules at the Lo-o-ove Shack!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:07, archived)

:D I did tell you about the whole 'you sound like' thing, didn't I?
:D
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:08, archived)

yep, you sure did.
:)

here, see if this changes your mind

That's Entertainment
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:10, archived)

Are my speakers fucking up?
What I can hear of the vocals sounds good, but I'd like to hear more!

Edit: Yes, I was playing it in media player without realising it'd started a few seconds previous in IE. I'm such a twat.

:D This is good!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:18, archived)

oh dear. I'm
gonna be a cunt. Drummer needs to be mic'd up. If the band could hear him they might get tighter. Rhythm guitarist has a few errant chords and might want to review that.
Vocals need a bit of processing especially the backing so I'd guess there is no mixing desk and engineer.

I'm a huge Jam and Weller fan and have been drunk with Paul a few times so it will never be good enough for me, but well done for a good effort.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:22, archived)

It's just me, a rhythm guitar and 'garageband' on a macbook
but appreciate the input. Bass track does need reworking.

edit: I love the Jam too, please buy Paul a pint for me the next time you see him.
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:25, archived)

Am I the only person in the world that likes things fairly low-fi?
For the win, I like a bit of a vocal fuck up somewhere along the line. Not flatness, just maybe a mispronounced word.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:26, archived)

:)
First go around I sang 'the try of a tomcat'.. it was bad...

thanks for playing along. Infact, have another. This one is with a band in a studio setting.

www.m3essential.com/audio/sixfeet.mp3
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:30, archived)

No, bollock off you massive testicle
I did like it. Otherwise I'd go

BLEURGH THIS IS HORRIBLE

or something.

Downloading...

EDITIO! Right, I can only get the first 6 seconds for some reason. I am LIKING this.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:32, archived)

Dig me up pretty boy!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:43, archived)

I want more of this please.
*pokes with a spade*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:45, archived)

did you get to listen to the whole song?

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:45, archived)

No, only the first 6 seconds
that's all that'll download, for some reason.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:47, archived)

*kiss*
Until next time...

*rides into the sunset*

"Who was that masked stranger?"

"Perhaps we'll never know..."
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:53, archived)

I know who he is
he's this bloke off the internets.

Check out his hooorrrrrrse. Sorry. Hot Fuzz moment.

NIGHT MISTER!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:56, archived)

That's great. I like that
( you have a similar voice to mine )
And I'm glad that the band are not trying to be Stray Cats and slapping the hell out of everything ( I don't like that )
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:52, archived)

Ah ok.
That makes a difference because you can easily fix it.
I think the bass is ok. I think you need to ramp up the drums, Bruce was not the most talented but he didn't half bash them ( well as I remember and I saw them live 20+times )
As I said, you miss a couple of chords on the rhythm but I'm sure you can fix that. Sadly it sounds like you are singing at the back of a massive church hall ( which is why I thought it was a live gig ) so a bit of processing on the vocals could easily fix that.
Didn't meant to slag you off, it's critique meant to help.
I'd be up for mixing it if you have it laid out in tracks.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:34, archived)

I might just take you up on that, thanks.

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:36, archived)

You dropped this,
"name" ;)

*scarpers*
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:28, archived)

I've sat on 3 of Slayer's laps
had a two word poem written for me by Tom Araya (he was very proud of himself), plaited Jeff's hair and wanked off Kerry King's beard.

Well, if he's doing it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:30, archived)

I don't think I've ever met enybody even remotely famous
besides Jean Luc Picard and Deanna Troy. Both were lovely.
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:34, archived)

Jeri Ryan, I've met her. VERY briefly.
I'd like to meet Majel, just so I could make her say

'Engineering'

preferably as I get off a lift.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:36, archived)

Not Jeri, Marina Sirtis
BRIDGE!
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:37, archived)

Yes, I know.
Jeri's Seven.

PLEASE, this is me.

Marina Sirtis is English, isn't she?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:38, archived)

from Lahndan!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:40, archived)

Yeeeeah.
You wanna know something buddy?


I would do her.



Sorry, I'm Family Guy central tonight.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:44, archived)

Tottenham
lass. And quite sexy for a fat bird ;)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:41, archived)

Dangle that juicy worm elsewhere
this fishy's not up for biting tonight ;-)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:43, archived)

aww. you are no fun tonight.
but lovely nonetheless.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:46, archived)

Because I won't fight with you?
I don't want to fight with you. I haven't bought that human hair whip yet.

(did you see that site?)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:49, archived)

I did.
and it was nice. Mrs Zoot likes it very much.
I might buy you a pressie if you don't want something too embarrassing.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:54, archived)

\o/
What a gent.

If you do, that's a very kind thing. If you don't, that's entirely understandable.

Edit: I must go to my bed, senor. It calls me in such stern ways.

Adieu!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:55, archived)

n'night hunny.
I'm going to bed with the new Narnia film ( and glee, COME ON UTD!)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 22 May 2008, 1:00, archived)

I know more famous people than I care to mention these days.
I've been drunk with way too many of them. It's no big deal.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:36, archived)

And yet never with me.
Poor, poor you.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:37, archived)

shush woman.
I've started drinking again today. You might elicit things from me that are best left unsaid ;)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:39, archived)

As long as you're not a bastard then it'll all be fine.
If bastardly things are brewing underneath the veneer then kindly leave them there and let me frolic in the sparkling waters of blissful ignorance.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:41, archived)

I know I've been a terrible bastard in the past
and there is a whole scrapyard of hearts to prove it ( and my sister who used to take all the shit when I moved on )
But It's not like I ever hid it, I was not a guy who changed overnight. I was a twat from the outset and used to honestly say to girls " you don't want to get involved with me, I'll hurt you and not care". Just not the nasty kind, more the indifferent kind. you'd be surprised how many women thought that was something they could deal with.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:45, archived)

I've known some utter shits
but I saw it all coming, so have always landed on my feet.

In fact, I always do. Somehow.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:47, archived)

do you need a first pearoast?
Why not read the fucking faq for the first time instead?
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:05, archived)

Nope.

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:08, archived)

Warhol much?
Love it.
(Gusse Old bear! He likes the honey!, Fri 23 May 2008, 2:55, archived)