A friend of mine once did a bong through the wife's piss
as he'd done it into a cider bottle at band practice.

They're best mates, but I think a lesson was learned that day about how if it looks like cider, and it smells like cider, it's probably piss.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:47, archived)

Niiiiiiiice
Mornin cap'n, how's you?
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:50, archived)

Busy, actually.
Don't know why I'm on here. *hits self* CONCENTRATE, woman.

Back later!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:54, archived)

ahhh... the first gross-out post of the morning :D

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:51, archived)

Ahthangyew.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:54, archived)

bonging through someone elses piss is fine
but bonging through your own piss is wrong.

much like drinking it.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:08, archived)

I'd rather drink my own.
I know I'm really well hydrated....
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:09, archived)

so by "coffee flavoured kisses" you really mean
"taste my wee-breath"?

also nings
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 22 May 2008, 10:13, archived)

That's my favourite line from
my favourite Monkees song....
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:14, archived)

I don't think I wanted to know that
Morning Cap'n
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:14, archived)

Of course you did
ning
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:21, archived)