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From the Photoshop money challenge. See all 332 entries (closed)

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:02, archived)

pffft...
I was thinking, is this challenge bre4aking the law?
Isn't it illegal to deface money, or is it one of those made up laws that everyone KNOWS is true but isn't really?
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:03, archived)

only real money. these are just pictures so its k
*edit* Woo to OP this is lolsome
( Barry the Time Sprout twinned with Dan Ackroyd, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:05, archived)

Ashley no.
My friend bought a new scanner and tried to scan some notes for a laugh, and it told him off and threatened to report him.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:07, archived)

which means that somewhere
deep in the soul of the scanner or the software or on a chip somewhere is a perfectly scanned image of all legal currency, to allow for comparrison with stuff what might be scanned...
if the computer fairies could be tickled into divulging their boutious knowledge we'd all be rich

first you get the computers, then you get the money then you get the wimmins!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:10, archived)

nope :-)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EURion_constellation
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:16, archived)

you clever clever sod

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:18, archived)

that doesn't mean anything
all new scanners & prof picture editing software recognizes the newer bank notes. that doesn't mean it's actually illegal to scan or edit pictures of money, it's just that with current technology it's otherwise "too easy" to make copies.
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:12, archived)

lots of people have asked this.
the interwebs^TM says:

"Concerning notes, the Currency and Bank Notes Act 1928 says If any
person prints, or stamps, or by any means impresses, on any bank note
any words, letters or figures, he shall, in respect of each offence,
be liable on summary conviction to a penalty not exceeding one pound.
The penalty was changed to £25 in 1977 (Criminal Law Act, s.31) and to
£200 in 1982 (Criminal Justice Act, s.46)."

So it looks to me like "messing about with a picture of money" is technically ok, whereas damaging real money is nawwty.

edit:
also
www.bankofengland.co.uk/banknotes/reproducing_banknotes.htm
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:08, archived)

does this mean that
anyone who as entered a bank note in this compo is a dirty law breaker who should be hanged at Her Majesty's pleasure (or just pay a fine?
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:22, archived)

no.
They do deserve to be arrested and hanged, but it's largely coicidence.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:29, archived)

Very Nice!
:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:04, archived)

leave my sister out of this you cad!
or I'll box your lugs.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:04, archived)

lugs for sale!
lugs for sale!
Twenty quid a box, fresh lugs!
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:05, archived)

You can't send them UPS if you
don't box them, you know - terms and conditions of carriage.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:05, archived)

I'll apply my terms to your carriage
if you're not careful.

That's right - I said it - you were all thinking it and I said it.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:07, archived)

Actually, I was thinking of
Bavarian Cream Cheesecake. The strawberry one.

*nyom nyom*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:10, archived)

at this time in the morning
are you MAD?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:11, archived)

Morning cheesecake
is decadence for WINNERS
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:12, archived)

oooh!
Are there badges for that?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:15, archived)

There are smoking jackets
with it embriodered on the back :D
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:17, archived)

Boujoirs RUBBISH
LIES proliferated to make the honest and hard working proletariat fat... you shall not get your nail into me delicious temptress
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:15, archived)

Bourgeouis? I'm not sure.
If you hate the Bourgeouisie (SP?) you should watch some of Sergei Eistenstein's work.

DELICIOUS TEMPTRESS! Oooh!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:17, archived)

should have gone to Specsavers....

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:20, archived)

I love you so much for knowing this film.
Seriously.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:22, archived)

*enhugglifies*
:)

Edit: I also love the way Terry Gilliam managed to duplicate the shot in 'Brazil' with the woman pushing the floor-polishing machine.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:23, archived)

*glees*
Jan Svankmajer?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:25, archived)

I love it when you talk Scandinavian.
*gets all unnecessary*

I have a 16mm copy of 'Jabberwocky' from way back when. Can't even recall where I got it from.
Brilliant, though.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:28, archived)

Are you JOKING?!
Oh. My. God.

You lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky man.

Oh my gooooooodness *flaps self to calm down*

Oh my word, I've never heard of such jamminess.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:29, archived)

I have Aemon Holme's signed photograph.

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:31, archived)

Did he spell it right on there?
:D

(my excitement is as Jan Svankmajer is my favourite filmmaker. Dimensions of Dialogue changed me, from a film student perspective. His work is glorious, to me.)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:32, archived)

I shall go investigating in the attic - find out where I
'safely' stashed it.

*note to self: find the projector as well*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:34, archived)

I am seriously so happy for you that you've got it.
That's.....


that's possibly the greatest thing. My friend, my friend owns SVANKMEJER on 16mm.

It's like something out of a book.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:36, archived)

*grins like a loon*
boing, boing, boing.....

;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:42, archived)

:D

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:44, archived)

I am aware most of his haircut
but I will seek out some of his stuff and enjoy it with a bottle of champagne and my feet resting on a coal miner...

delicious temptress.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:21, archived)

Beat him up with a parasol.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:23, archived)

Well, it has been said.
;)

It would make a top breakfast, though.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:13, archived)

you need a good honest breakfast
of rolled grain, water and salt.

REAL HONEST PORRIDGE COMPANY INC
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:16, archived)

I must admit - I prefer Brinta.
Brekkie of Champs!

www.brinta.nl/ (horse-free)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:18, archived)

looks good
I had half a banana on the way to the gym this morning and then half a banana after my workout

*flexes gunnage*
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:19, archived)

Ooooh!
Bananas are top scoff - cut up into Corn Flakes with extra cold milk.

Now, I'm hungry...
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:24, archived)

LOVE porridge.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:18, archived)

that's an unusual fluid to use in porridge
but it might just work.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:24, archived)

Arf!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:30, archived)

damn you and the onomatopoeic "nyom nyom".
It's close enough to "nom nom nom" that I must now track down the kitten-eats-watermelon video once more.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:12, archived)

I have not seen this.
Is it good.

My lady friend constantly subjects me to 'wakeup cat' ... she's like a simpleton with a jack in the box.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:13, archived)

found
www.b3ta.com/links/158355

watch it and say "nom nom nom" in time with it.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:16, archived)

I'll Gaz you her phone number.

( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:04, archived)

ha ha
Irie, wha appen?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:06, archived)

ooh, it this yours?
[fucking retard]
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:11, archived)

I don't want it now you've
plundered it with your manhood. I'll wait for a fresh one.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:12, archived)

I'll rinse it under the tap
and comb its hair and tie a bow round it and powder it with lightly scented talc...
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:14, archived)

okay then.
thanks.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:17, archived)

It's alright I've already got it.

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:06, archived)

who hasn't?
(sorry Boo)
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:10, archived)

I've got a sister????

( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 22 May 2008, 10:15, archived)