one Dollar bill
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click 'I like this' if you get it before hanging your head in shame.
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edit - probably been done!

From the Photoshop money challenge. See all 332 entries (closed)

(kintore_homeboy tenuous links since 1986!, Thu 22 May 2008, 13:11, archived)

Click and read the FAQ before getting flamed.

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 22 May 2008, 13:11, archived)

as in 80kb?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 22 May 2008, 13:12, archived)

Optimisation is your friend

What?
( Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 May 2008, 13:13, archived)

it's only 80k...
upgrade to broadband you pretentious pricks.

(rant over)
(kintore_homeboy tenuous links since 1986!, Thu 22 May 2008, 13:14, archived)

how does having dial up mean you're pretentious?

( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 22 May 2008, 13:15, archived)

This.
I too would be intrigued to read an answer to the question you have posed.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 22 May 2008, 13:17, archived)

cause you're like..
a grumpy old cunt refusing to embrace technology..

ohhh they didnt have broadband like that in my dayyy noooooo, we had dialup and we were happy with it. kids these days they don't know what they're missing. we used to surf all day long on 56k and we were happy. nowadays its all grand theft wotyamacallit and 10mb lines.. bloody immigrants i tells ya
(Kingtoke was mostly eating beans on, Fri 23 May 2008, 3:35, archived)

Yes, yes that IS the way to endear yourself to the board.

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 22 May 2008, 13:15, archived)

i love all the images that follow a picture thats a littl bit too big...
i've got broadband but I have a download limit, please think of others you arsebiscuit
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Thu 22 May 2008, 13:16, archived)

Learn to read you illiterate fuck.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 13:16, archived)

Not everyone is on broadband, and some pay by the nugget
for their bandwith, so please optimize.
( Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 May 2008, 13:16, archived)

Well I've got 8mb broadband...
...but I'm actually viewing the board on my phone at the moment.

This huge images just make it so heavy to hold, y'know?
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 22 May 2008, 13:17, archived)

what a tosspot!
that is a call for a misuse of the word pretentious!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 22 May 2008, 13:19, archived)

Couldn't agree more old chap.
Just let me finish this avocado mousse and I'll be right with you.
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 22 May 2008, 13:20, archived)

not a croissant and coffee?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 22 May 2008, 13:23, archived)

I believe its an avocado croissant and coffee made from ground caviar cock

( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 22 May 2008, 13:25, archived)

He's just a smirking steaming pile of smug

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 22 May 2008, 13:27, archived)

I often view b3ta
on my pocket PC ( it's very pretentious, take a look )




which can get you some funny looks in the park. It does get ridiculously expensive though so the prof has a point.

Now, make sure there is choc dust and cinnamon on my skinny latte please ;)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 22 May 2008, 13:43, archived)

I sometimes use my Nokia N95 for b3ta-ing on the move
but then I've got an unlimited data package in my contract. All for £30 a month. Sweet.
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 22 May 2008, 13:47, archived)

Bloody hell.
I suggest you use b3ta every day on it and then download movies too. I'd suggest that data package my reveal a few terms and conditions of use you might not have been aware of. O2 have spoken to me a number of times claiming that I overuse my allowance and might want to change my tariff (but to their benefit and not mine I suspect 0
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 22 May 2008, 13:50, archived)

and dont' even ask what it does to the general gravity in the area. 80k = space-time fuck ups

( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 22 May 2008, 13:20, archived)

Learn to operate at a website
by staying within the guidelines it sets out in the faq, you mouthy little fuckwit.
many people in different parts of the world may have bandwidth but pitifully small transfer caps and every time we post we cost them money. So how about you behave like a good little boy or start to offer to pay their bills?

/not even half a rant so don't get me fucking started.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 22 May 2008, 13:35, archived)

That is so wrong!
:D
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 May 2008, 13:17, archived)

yes chocolate ice cream dropped on the floor is awful
but whats worse is the purple cone, the colours are all wrong! even the tarmac is the wrong colour!
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Thu 22 May 2008, 13:18, archived)

I was wondering if that's what jiz looked like after a bit of fudge packing

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 22 May 2008, 13:20, archived)

I found a tin of Jizer in my shed
I must take a picture! brb!
edit : can't find it - i'll look later when its not raining
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Thu 22 May 2008, 13:21, archived)

No.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 13:25, archived)

:S
Well I wouldn't know. I only know what it looks like after a wank
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 22 May 2008, 13:28, archived)

damn it, I was going to play the dollar card myself
although it was also going to involve Clint Eastwood too
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 22 May 2008, 13:13, archived)

Haha, I get this, and I've clicked it.
You could really do with making it a bit smaller though, as it's getting on for twice the recommended size of a still image on the board and not everyone is as fluffy as me =)
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 22 May 2008, 13:13, archived)

um ris?
edit: optimise has been said enough...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 22 May 2008, 13:15, archived)

I still don't get it
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation is your friend
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Thu 22 May 2008, 13:20, archived)

It might be a 1 Dollar Bill
But there's two of them!!

Sorry, just wanted to pick you up on that.....


;)
( Darklord, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:11, archived)

Ah ha...
but the band is called dollar so if it was only one of them it would be 50cent. In which case I'd have to put on a shady wrapper! :-)
(kintore_homeboy tenuous links since 1986!, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:53, archived)

An apology
Sorry to everyone about the "massive" file size but you're all so quick to jump on a band wagon about file sizes and other discrepancies that it discourages people from posting anything.
Some, but not all of you, make this place feel like it's controlled by b3tan nazi, it's not nice.
As for those of you that need a bit of money to cover internet bills I can offer you this, a super slim line dollar bill:


(kintore_homeboy tenuous links since 1986!, Thu 22 May 2008, 16:02, archived)

wha..
half a kilobyte!? you've got to be fucking kidding.
( thyrf as in turf, but not, Fri 23 May 2008, 3:15, archived)