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( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 11:59, archived)

he's gettin some action alright
(marcusr, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 12:02, archived)

He's having a wank seance
judging by his eyes
( Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 12:02, archived)

didn't do anything to his eyes

( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 12:03, archived)

Self satisfied action man

( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 12:02, archived)

or
self satisf action man
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 12:03, archived)

( M@rkoni, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 12:04, archived)

mindpissman

( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 12:05, archived)

i've just made
an electronic pissatron
it should avoid things like this happening in the future.
( M@rkoni, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 12:06, archived)

damn
that's far wittier than I can manage for a Monday.
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 12:07, archived)

self satisfaction man
( M@rkoni, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 12:03, archived)

( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 12:07, archived)

ha ha ha
i didn't get it at first 'coz of me bumgay monitor...
nice one!
( M@rkoni, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 12:03, archived)

slanty-eyes
action man
woo!
( aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 12:09, archived)