Carry On Banking...


From the Photoshop money challenge. See all 332 entries (closed)

( daveydje is hedging his hogs on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:16, archived)

Ooooohhhh
Matron!
( Darklord, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:17, archived)

haha

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:18, archived)

Oh NICELY done.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:19, archived)

ooh,
you are a sauce!

p.s. woo to OP
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:31, archived)

I'm a...
woo to....


EH?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:36, archived)

a sauce, as in "you saucy devil"
and OP as in Original Post as in that there money with him going ooh matron on it.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:37, archived)

OH I seeee

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:40, archived)

*shakes head*

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:42, archived)

Leave yourself alone.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:45, archived)

Matron !
Lovely stuff !
( rabbitz, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:21, archived)

I know it's not fashionable
But I still laugh at carry on filums
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:30, archived)

I reckon, if they ever announce another carry-on film
it could be written by the denizens of B3ta. Someone would have to go through and remove the horriffic and blatantly pornographic bits, and give it some semblance of a storyline, but otherwise it would work.

We could start with Charlie Brooker's suggestion:
When a taxidermist tries to increase sales by spraying his creations with a powerful aphrodisiac, hilarity ensues in the knock-about comedy keep on mounting dead animals
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:36, archived)

HAHAHA!
Charlie Brooker's the Man. The man in the good way.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:37, archived)

Lol
I was hoping for "Carry on Sexy Tiem"
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:37, archived)

ooooooooh mandril

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:37, archived)

you see?
carry on... premise + b3ta
it practically writes itself.

Imagine all the stuffed-animal-or-body part offscreen humour!

"Look at that fella, hefting a python like that around!"

"he can't see where he's going, he's going to ram his wesel up the back of that bird! Yep, there we go, he's knocked over the stuffed pelicans."
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:40, archived)

beaver
Stuffed
FTW
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:43, archived)

he appears to have a cock in his mouth now
while giving some cow a stuffing by the backdoor.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:45, archived)

*knock at door*
"I say, can you let youself in? Only I seem to have my hand caught in Mr Bronson's prize-winning brown starfish."
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:46, archived)

"wjat do you mean...
Squirrels with tits?"
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:48, archived)

I heard there is going to be a new carry on

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:42, archived)

Carry On Flogging Dead Horses?

( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:44, archived)

Oh, bloody hell, yes
*clicks*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:49, archived)