Sorry RIS..
* Could you please explain what a pencil is and what it is used for?

EDIT: Also, has anyone seen this on the BBC site?
"People have been complaining about cocks that make noise"

( Wobbly Bloke has frozen his cock off on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:37, archived)

Great article
I like "It is against the law to keep cocks within the urban area"
(Bogbean, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:53, archived)

HaHaHa...

( Wobbly Bloke has frozen his cock off on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:58, archived)