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( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Thu 22 May 2008, 15:18, archived)

most woo!
*clicks*
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:18, archived)

that's the money shot!

( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:19, archived)

*SPANGS*

( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Thu 22 May 2008, 15:20, archived)

Ohhh you nicked my line!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:20, archived)

*snorts*

( A Vagabond www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post592681, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:22, archived)

dammit I was saving that for later

( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:23, archived)

you need to get one off a lot quicker to beat me
I tend to shoot them off straight away.
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:25, archived)

I've heard that about you.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:26, archived)

I've always been under the impression that the winner is the one who
comes first.
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:29, archived)

Besides
Dead girls don't say "No".
( A Vagabond www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post592681, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:31, archived)

they do if you stick your hand inside the skull
and waggle it like a puppet.
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:35, archived)

Yeah, but then you're dangerously close to being right back to just having a wank instead of a shag.

( A Vagabond www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post592681, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

yays and clickies!
Sorry to TJ but I know how you lot like to know what's happening on Earls Court Road. Not taking pictures as it really put my off my lunch.
Someome just decided to take a swanny out of a third floor window.
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:21, archived)

Bloody hell.
Are they alive?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:22, archived)

lets just say
They'd probably need all the King's horses and all the King's men!
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:38, archived)

they heard about the bash coming to town
?

Too soon? Hope they're ok. One way or the other.
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:22, archived)

Hahahaha THIS IS B3TAAAAAAAAA!

( A Vagabond www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post592681, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:30, archived)

Yeah I told them
took me ages to clean up the wee.
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:44, archived)

Giant pizza?

( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:22, archived)

London always steals my glory.

( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Thu 22 May 2008, 15:23, archived)

It's working it's way up to your wallet
It is a truely lully post and I gave it much clickies!
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:41, archived)

ughh......
...it was only the other day that the stabbing on oxford street happened, that was only 2 seconds from my office, and fifteen minutes before was due to leave
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:25, archived)

'why don't you move to London, you can make so much more money!'
This is why. I'm not moving to Luton either for the same reason. Frightening places. I was running around the underground just past midnight last week, and there were some VERY odd people about. Not me odd, bad odd.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:28, archived)

Out here on the streets
You know that you're alive.

That's why we all drink to forget.
( A Vagabond www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post592681, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:30, archived)

nonsense, the reason you hear about these things so often is that London has a high population density so everything that happens is more local
than if it happened anywhere else (if you see what I mean)

The real reason not to move to London is that the wage increase does not balance out very well against the much higher cost of living.
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:31, archived)

You can make more money, sure
But it also COSTS a fair bit more to live there.
Plus, it's shit.
( NobbyNobody, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:31, archived)

London is great, it's just bloody expensive.
I've never lived anywhere with such a choice of nights out before.
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:34, archived)

Midsomer Norton in Somerset has quite a lot to offer*.
* May be utter, utter lies.
( A Vagabond www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post592681, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:36, archived)

That's where I'm from!
bloody hell it's a small world!
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:46, archived)

Doesn't Norton have the happening nightspot known as
'Moonjuice'?

THE place to meet 15 year old chavs and greasy 40 year old men
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:50, archived)

I've just got back from London...
...and it's fucking expensive. I felt almost guilty about putting stuff on someone else's expenses - that's how expensive it is!

So, see you for the bash next week with my supermakret own-brand gin then.
( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:36, archived)

London
is brilliant. I may be a dyed in the wool Manc and actually live in Cheshire but I'll never sell my West London place except to buy another ( and a £400k profit is tempting ) but I'll never totally get away from London. It's such a vibrant place. Sure there are plenty of shitholes around there and there are definitely places I won't go, not for fear but for lack of anything to interest me. It's no different than any other metropolis, just on a bigger scale than some.
Plus the cost of living is quite comparable with any other big urban area. Cost of housing is still out of whack but once you have a place to live you won't spend much more in London than in Manchester when going about your weekly business.

I love living in the countryside. I do it for my boy who won't be brought up in an urban environment but I still love to go to London to actually experience a bit of life.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:39, archived)

Oh I LIKE London
I just couldn't live there. I need my green.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:40, archived)

I have a spot of green at home.
zootcadillac.deviantart.com/art/Home-58066445
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:44, archived)

That's lovely.
I like Aylesbury because town's not too bad for the things you need and entertainment (ish), but all you've got to do is walk for ten minutes and you'll be in fields. Of course you know this, but I'm just explaining.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:48, archived)

i thought you were talking about drugs for a second.

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:53, archived)

I know a man
but I've kind of grown out of that in the last couple of years. ( but I was still a bit of a pill monster last year )
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:58, archived)

i like london
but having spent my youth there i have no desire to live and work there.

my sister does, she used the tube every day, and has done for the last twenty odd years, i don't know how she does it, but it's a bit like marmite i expect.

i do enjoy going back every now and then to see friends and catch up.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

I must admit
That when I was refurbing Brown's Hotel in Mayfair last year after a few months I was getting very, very sick of the run from Hammersmith to Green Park every morning on the tube. I'm really not happy with crowds and crush. I'm just a sociopath really and don't want filthy strangers rubbing up against me.
The fact of the matter is that there is no other way, to drive into Mayfair and park for 10 hours would be astronomical and you can't put those costs into your job tenders.
I agree that the tube can be horrific, but it is also the best transport system in the UK if not Europe ( Paris Metro is appalling but Moscow Metro is fantastic, just for the architecture )
I love the fact that with the tube you are rarely 15 minutes away from somewhere good in the capital. I just wish they would put the prices up to fuck off all the unwashed . ;)
That reminds me, I think I still have £30 on my oyster card.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:56, archived)

everything is gone oyster based
either that or you pay a fare twice as much as what it'd cost on oyster.

i think i have about £3 on my oyster card.

and pills are bad, m'kay. i've never really been a fan of the idea, which is why i've never taken them.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 22 May 2008, 16:02, archived)

working freelance, I go where I'm told...
this one is lasting a few months, and yes there are odd people, but it isnt too bad.

Aside from the stabbing.

and the suicides.

and the signal failures.

and the cost.
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:35, archived)

nasty.

( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:25, archived)

Look on the bright side, there's now an extra crash space in Earl's Court for the bash

( The Great Architect, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:29, archived)

so fucking what
and why jack a good picture when there is so much shite posted
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:29, archived)

he was probably reading b3ta before he jumped...

( The Great Architect, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:31, archived)

tj: i like a band that does them songs
discuss all over someones hard work....
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:32, archived)

tj of your tj: I've got NEW SHOES!

( The Great Architect, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:33, archived)

I bet it was b3ta /board :(

( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Thu 22 May 2008, 15:32, archived)

well, you're currently at the top of the board....
/perhaps they didn't have the talent to do nifty animations like yours above
( The Great Architect, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:33, archived)

I think there was a sneezing ATM below their window.

( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Thu 22 May 2008, 15:36, archived)

does someone need a cuddle?

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:39, archived)

I just love
how natural selection continues to work despite all the technology available.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:33, archived)

TJ: I can't find my favourite underpants

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:28, archived)

i've got them

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:29, archived)

I don't want them back now you've touched them

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:30, archived)

I'll have them.

( A Vagabond www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post592681, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:33, archived)

great stuff

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:28, archived)

TJ: I found some underpants, they're damp and cooling my groin

('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:29, archived)

bless..it's got the cold :)

choo!
( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:30, archived)

TJ: Anyone see that bird?

( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Thu 22 May 2008, 15:31, archived)

was that the swan that fell out of a window in earls court?

('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:33, archived)

everybody's heard about the bird B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:40, archived)

this is great

( The Great Architect, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:32, archived)

TJ: Gilly, are these the underpants your looking for?
** Posts picture of underpants **

Ohh wait, I can do that here...


( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 22 May 2008, 15:34, archived)

no but they'll do

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:35, archived)

Are you going to the
Earl's Court bash?
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:47, archived)

nicely!~

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:51, archived)