will a bronze cast of a cat's barbed penis do?not that I have one, but I was thinking of getting one and wondering if it'd serve as an emergency can opener.
use a teaspoon that's been rubbed on your cell wall to sharpen it.
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 22 May 2008, 16:59,
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then what will I eat with?I'm not a savage!
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Jessie © glows with fuzziness and a twinge of guilt, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:05,
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definition of a savage:'someone without a tin opener'
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Prof UnderCover are these servers named after Friends characters?, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:08,
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definition of Eau Savage:what my dad used to smell of
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definition of a savage:can't play cricket
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Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:10,
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I don't play cricket very wellbut I like the bit where you get to watch it.
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Defffinition of a savage2 {noun}: A person who often displays savage behaviour according to the above definition
1: "Did you see the way he threw that bastard? That was savage..."
2: "Gods, Matt is a savage."
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Three Dog Man Your mama told me to cum, Thu 22 May 2008, 21:30,
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