Liddlbidofpolitics..
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( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:00, archived)

FAAAAART. MORE FLUFFEH PLS :)

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:01, archived)

Sorry
*opens kitten folder*
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:04, archived)

*peeks*

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:08, archived)

^Spluffs^

(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:14, archived)

*fetches towel*
You gotta stop doing this, man.
( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:15, archived)

Sorry
Felches towel
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:17, archived)

You're a hankerin' for a spankerin'.

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:19, archived)

Touches Toes
"ready"
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:20, archived)

I can see the back of your teeth from here D:
PUT YOUR TROUSERS BACK ON.
( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:22, archived)

Spoil sport

(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:22, archived)

Do you mind?!
I'm trying to work here!
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:21, archived)

Really
You mean I'm not the only non student layabout on at this time of day!
Well I never
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:22, archived)

Well when I say work......
I'm lying; Resigned from being one of Branson's bum boys last week, I feel almost human again! About tweve more scalding showers should help wash away the guilt and shame.
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:28, archived)

you worked for that sinister fucking hippie?

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:32, archived)

I was young,
I needed the money, he told me i was HELPING!
*Cries like John Terry*
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:37, archived)

'this is where Jesus WAS baptised many many years ago'
'fuck that shit - this is where a cat IS chasing a crab... RIGHT NOW! That's Archeology in action baby...!'

'lookit - he's getting away!!!'
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:07, archived)

Is that a euphemism for sexeh tiem?
*sexes anyway*
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:11, archived)

no
it's a play I'm writing about a trip to Cornwall... or maybe Palestine... or Jordan... or Yemen.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:12, archived)

I think research might be necessary because I don't think they have crabs in Palestine what with most of the coast being Israeli.
That and the cat would probably be chasing a suicide bomber or something...
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:16, archived)

it's got Jesus in it;
it's a work of fiction...!

I love using the semi colon
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:18, archived)

do you only have half a shit in the mornings?

(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:19, archived)

I only had half a banana this morning...
on the way to the gym - where I worked out.

then I had the other half on the way to work from the gym, where I'd been working out.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:21, archived)

Incidentally
I don't think jesus ever went to Corwall.
I might be wrong but I don't remember anything about Mary and Joseph taking him there on his holidays.
Now a trip up the nile, Maybe...
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:24, archived)

is that a cool new euphemism for child abuse?
besides which - Jesus always seems very white for someone born in Arabia; I think it's those shifty Middle Eastern types trying to steal our herratige for themselves.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:25, archived)

works for me
"come on kids, lets pop upstairs for a quick trip up the nile..."
"What do you mean it sphinx?"
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:27, archived)

Does he take it up the sphinxter?

( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:31, archived)

That girl had lovely little pyramids

(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:32, archived)

and stuuning hanging gardens of babylon

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:33, archived)

wait till you see his colosuss
at roads
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:35, archived)

it can't compare with my
lighthouse at Alexandria
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:39, archived)

why do burma use indian currency?

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:08, archived)

To make indian eccles cakesy!

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:10, archived)

oh now you've set my cough off again :)
thats bloody ace
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:11, archived)

Ayethankyaw
I'm here all week - try the veal Benylin
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:12, archived)

Eccles cakes
are beyond ambrosia. Too good for mere mortals.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:14, archived)

^this hard
and macaroons and bath buns. you don't see them so often now :(
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:16, archived)

oooh BATH BUNS :D
I miss all those lovely cakes :(

Over here the cakes are mostly shit.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:17, archived)

Belgian bun with loadsa icing
MMMMmmmMMMmm
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:18, archived)

yeah but beer is mostly fantastic
so get pissed and forget about cakes. You'd be a fat bastard back over here.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:19, archived)

I was in brighton for a week and I gained 10 pounds. O_o
Beer is bloody ace though, correct :)
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:20, archived)

Move to london
Beer AND cakes
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:29, archived)

this picture of a proletariat utopia you paint is tainted somewhat
by the knowledge that to get anything in London you have to work your nuts off disproportionatly to the renumberation you receive and a load of rich cunts are getting richer off everything you do.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:31, archived)

No, I found that sitting behind a desk
shouting at people seems to work fine if you want to have a fine West London lifestyle.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:32, archived)

well - just make sure you don't turn into a cunt.
:)
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:34, archived)

your right professor
I shall cast of my proletarian shackles and throw down the cast system
In my lunch hour so it doesn't impinge on the company time. Please
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:38, archived)

well - just make sure you don't invest in consumables
... the oil bubble is unsustainable and it's likely to burst, hopefully soon. The price of Copper and Steel are well down and Gold's likely to top $1000 and then start falling.

It's all being kept high by the futures and derivatives markets, the fundementals of economics no longer apply.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:42, archived)

shorts are the way to go.
it's exciting and you don't have to go to the bookies.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:44, archived)

would have been very positive earlier in the year
but I think the general trend is going to be up over the next wee while ... even if you're shorting oil companies.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:47, archived)

Hey. I all honesty
I have to admit I had a better start in life than most people in that I had a brain and a work ethic that did not involve cups of tea every ten fucking minutes.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:41, archived)

hold up there, that tea is important to work
the british empire was built on cups of tea
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:45, archived)

and slavery
and opium to keep the trade defecit with China in our favour.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:49, archived)

best bit of the opium war?
where we extorted money from the chinese government as reparations. when we got them all hooked on opium in the first place. win.
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:54, archived)

10 pounds? blimey were you just dissolving lard into your beer?

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:31, archived)

POISSON SOLUBLE

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:32, archived)

soluble
fish? I can't see that working ;)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:33, archived)

erm...
wait a minute...
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:35, archived)

PIES.
MANY MANY PIES.

AND CAKES.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:46, archived)

Coconut macaroons are brilliant.
They have coconut, and rice paper, and drizzles of chocolate on top.

This is good things.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:17, archived)

minus the chocolate they're even better

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:30, archived)

No idea
the smaller notes are actually issued by Bank of Japan, don't know how that works!
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:10, archived)

I don't get it.
The Burmese currency is the kyat.
( Edenmonster, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:57, archived)

Nor me.
I blame google image search, I wouldn't be surprised if they change currency/country of issue on a regular basis though, that would keep the plebs in line.
"I'm rich! I have 200 Kyats!"
"But it's May, we're on Baht this month."
"Fucksocks!"
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Thu 22 May 2008, 18:59, archived)