definition of a savage:
can't play cricket
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Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:10,
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I don't play cricket very well
but I like the bit where you get to watch it.
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Prof UnderCover one of several people not abused by Jimmy Savile, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:15,
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