definition of a savage:
can't play cricket
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:10, archived)

I don't play cricket very well
but I like the bit where you get to watch it.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:15, archived)