fluffeh moneh


/edit - too subtle perhaps?

From the Photoshop money challenge. See all 332 entries (closed)

( HairyTwatter Needs more tostones by, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:45, archived)

i tawt i thaw a puddy tat

( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:47, archived)

I seriously doubt it

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:48, archived)

I DID...
i did see a puddy tat
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:49, archived)

further investigation leads me to believe you are mentally derranged or defficient in some other way
THERE IS NO CAT
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:50, archived)

When the money's in your wallet
is there a cat?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:52, archived)

Depends on whether or not the light's gone out

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:56, archived)

There's no light in my wallet.
Is salad and jam currency in your country?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:58, archived)

Absolutely.
The Dairylea cheese slice is the only robust currency we've seen in years!
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:59, archived)

I've got none of them.
How much is a packet of Machu Piccu worth in your country?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:01, archived)

couple of tomatoes and half a jar of elderly mayonnaise
...give or take...
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:02, archived)

*considers the results of your investigation*
A little bit from column A, and a little bit from column B
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:54, archived)

Why did you freeze it?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:50, archived)

Messageboard speech impediments are not a laughing matter
unlike missing children, natural disasters and dead childrens TV presenters.
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:52, archived)

Why am I looking at your cat?
:O)
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:48, archived)

awww....
at least its a cute one.
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:49, archived)

It looks like it's saying
"you come any closer and I'll bite your knob off"
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:50, archived)

Don't all cats look like that?

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:55, archived)

Not my cat
My cat is tooooo stoopid for facial nastiness
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:57, archived)

RESPONSEINCLUDINGTHEWORDPUSSY

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:49, archived)

OHMYLORDYOUCOMEDYGENIUS

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:50, archived)

*doffs cap
does that sound like it could be grubby to anyone else

doffs....cap...?
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:56, archived)

Of COURSE.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:00, archived)

i anticipated such a response
Anyone who's mind is not stuck on a permanent loop of grimy throbbing sweaty thrusting moist smut all of the time anyway?
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:02, archived)

*points at the general populous*
The poor things.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:04, archived)

MONEH CAT
COSTZ MORE THAN U CAN AFFROD
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:52, archived)

well done
this is this if the finest and most humorous peice of work ever produced on b3ta. it is also completely unlike the other entries
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:52, archived)

I'll just bung this in here. Rude cow.

( kinks This is not an ah situation, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:53, archived)

:D

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:57, archived)

teh compo?!?!

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:00, archived)

Comped it yesterday but no one noticed.

( kinks This is not an ah situation, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:15, archived)

that's ace

( WOLF .™ - has quit, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:05, archived)

Moggy's too tight to mention?
sorry
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:54, archived)

Yes,
but I find KY helps...
( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:54, archived)

Don't be sorry to me
Much as I appreciate the utter pillockness of Hucknall, I like Simply Red's music.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:55, archived)

First two albums are all right...
Some of A New Flame is bearable.

The rest is arse with a capital ARSE
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:57, archived)

I haven't heard any of the newer stuff
I mean all the old classics.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:58, archived)

Apparently, Money's Too Tight was written by David Byrne
That first album was good. It's a pity it went so wrong on the later ones.
(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:02, archived)

this is what a learned today

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:03, archived)

The More You Know
/swoosh
(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:05, archived)

Money's Too Tight To Mention
was originally by the Valentine Brothers from the album 'First Bridge'

and it wasn't written by David Byrne.

No Wikipedia required for the above - eyethankyow

www.soulwalking.co.uk/Valentine%20Brothers.html
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:25, archived)

unlearned-relearned

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:34, archived)

-50

( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:59, archived)

I stand by my decision.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:01, archived)

+50

( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:07, archived)

\o/

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:11, archived)

Feral
lully
( gfreeman http://twiglet.myminicity.com/, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:56, archived)