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( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:27, archived)

hahaha. brilliant as ever!
oi you! GET YER TITS OUT!
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:28, archived)

Pleasant pleasantries to you dear lady :D
*rummages in vest*
*fails to find tits*
*harrumphs*
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:31, archived)

oh come here
*has a look*

now when did you last have them? are you sure you've not left them in the supermarket or something?
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:32, archived)

I went to the pub
then I went home
ate
went to the pub
UNDER THE SOFA!
/edit Not there :( Keep looking
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:34, archived)

THERE'S A PUB UNDER YOUR SOFA?!
OMFUHG.
( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:36, archived)

There is an entire civilization under my sofa
I've visited 23 of the hostelries so far
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:00, archived)

tut! silly!
and why did you not take me to the pub?

NOOOOOOOOONE EVER TAKES ME TO THE PUB!
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:36, archived)

There, there...
*hugs*
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:40, archived)

*cops a feel*
what? that wasn't me!
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:40, archived)

You brazen hussey!
*snortles in a tittering manner*
*removes cop*
Bloody police perverts!
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:44, archived)

men tittering..doesn't get much sexier.
and me a hussy, surely that'd mean i was getting some or something close to it?
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:45, archived)

Just so you know ;)
Hussy - From the OED:
In some rural districts a mere equivalent of Woman, lass; hence, A strong country woman, a female of the lower orders; a woman of low or improper behaviour, or of light or worthless character; an ill-behaved, pert, or mischievous girl; a jade, minx. Also jocularly or in raillery.
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:50, archived)

ok that sounds like me.
oh crap. shouldn't admit that.

yooou slaag!
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:51, archived)

PHWOAR!
As your psycaitrist sykiatriss fuck this I need another beer shrink i wholly approve of this sort of language.
*dons 'special' underpants*
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:57, archived)

andd what is so special about these underpants?

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:59, archived)

Can you keep a secret?
*checks room for bugs*
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:01, archived)

yesss!
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:01, archived)

OK
Many years ago when I was but an innocent youth, I happened, by chance, to be wearing my favourite purple nylon Y-fronts. As I boarded the bus on my way to school I noticed that the bus conductress had failed to don her regulation London Transport jacket and, as a result of the chilly weather, she was rather prominent in the chest area. The outcome of this rather exciting event was that I had an unexpected lump with ensuing stickiness in aforementioned underpants. Ever since that wonderful day I have never washed those wonderful undergarments and continue to wear them to this day.
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:12, archived)

SEXY
i hope one day to be able to sniff these magical underpants.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:15, archived)

I'll send you a few scrapings
:D
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:19, archived)

awww. i would you love forever if you did.
please attach yourself to said scrapings.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:20, archived)

*unsticks underpants from ceiling*
*scrapes*
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:23, archived)

they're incontinence pants
makes drinking so much easier
(boris the spider, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:01, archived)

He makes mngggggggg!! sounds
when he puts them on.
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:02, archived)

this as well
fuck me but i'm shattered. i'm going to finish my beer in bed and keep my phone handy.

night all.
(boris the spider, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:04, archived)

Beer in bed?
Like your style!
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:06, archived)

Heehee, very nicely done.

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:29, archived)

haha
tight as a wet scot
( Mushroom, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:29, archived)

Arf!

( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:30, archived)