who needs photoshop.....


From the Photoshop money challenge. See all 332 entries (closed)

(tacrossman, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:24, archived)

it's a good un
however is 400kb, should be around 50 plz. Try using photoshop's save for web option. Or some other optimisation thingy.

*goes to fry some bacon
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:25, archived)

you do
so that you can optimise your images before posting.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:25, archived)

ouchies
please don't break the internets...

put the image on the b3ta uploader, it will shrink it for you....

edit your post don't delete :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:26, archived)

b3ta uploader will spit
it back out as it is too big for that too ( 400Kb maximum for that )
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:28, archived)

oh ok
*learns*
Edit: I don't think he's coming back to fix it.
:(
Edit Edit: He has!! YAY!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:29, archived)

ooops
sorry internet.....should be beterer now
(tacrossman, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:33, archived)

you may have a click now :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:36, archived)

hi5

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:36, archived)

good job
that man.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:38, archived)

yay
thanks...
(tacrossman, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:46, archived)

*glees*
Liz never buys the rounds!!!
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:29, archived)

*GLEES*
less than a week!

i have so much revision to do for the exam on saturday morning :(
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:36, archived)

Saturday exam?
Fuck that shit, as they say...
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:55, archived)

Good luck with that
Yup one week to go:D
I have a stupid amount to do.
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:59, archived)

6 Days and counting. It's going to be mad isn't it?

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Sun 25 May 2008, 14:05, archived)

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:08, archived)

fully sick dude!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 14:13, archived)

thats what thorpey reckons!

( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:27, archived)

Is that maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
in a MadChester 'Large it' kind of way....

or maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

in a more mad scientist kind of fashion?
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Sun 25 May 2008, 14:14, archived)

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
30/70 respectively
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:22, archived)

yup
Unfortunately there a load of lurkers with one or two post that are coming, It's nothing personal but it's really going to be a huuuuuj squeeze at the venue without them. It's going to be worst with! I wish rob hadn't've put something in the newsletter about it.
I'm working on a wet weather plan just in case.
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:35, archived)

Tell everyone to bring a boardgame they can play inside.
Bagsey Ker-Plunk.
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Sun 25 May 2008, 14:38, archived)

lots of them wont turn up
and those that do may become full time b3tans. I became a lot more regular after the bash.
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:57, archived)

Ha!

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:31, archived)

nice one
we seem to be having one of those days today.
using the edit tab^ replace your image with this
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/funnymonies.jpg
and read this
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm

edit/ well done on the fix, have a woo.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:34, archived)

i
would like to join in this flame as i rather enjoy being a hypocrit.

x
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:37, archived)

too soon man too soon
:P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:39, archived)

you just sit at the back
and wait until you are forgiven. And put that dunce hat back on ;)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:39, archived)

hoi that's my hat

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:40, archived)

I had a dream last night that they changed this image challenge to another one
due to some legal problems with this one, and I was the only person who'd noticed.

I may have to take a few days away from the internet, I'm having B3ta dreams again.
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:40, archived)

what's with the sig?
shocksite i haven't seen?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:42, archived)

heh...
www.octopusgirl.com

VERY NSFW.
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:50, archived)

I like octopussies and girls..
therefore I like this site.
( Aenesis, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:51, archived)

oh my fucking god!
I don't know whether to be disgusted, amused or envious of the octopus.

I tried googling for it yesterday and found the one with eels in her arse...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:52, archived)

you mean assfish?
...
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Sun 25 May 2008, 15:35, archived)

Eurgh, I saw that before...
Looks like a one-eyed Cthulhu...
( Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:53, archived)

AH
Whaaaaaat?

O_O


RSPCA WILL NOT LIKE THIS
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:58, archived)

How do you know it wasn't consensual?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 14:04, archived)

I often have dreams
where I am photoshopping things, they often get mingled with dreams about whatever game I have been recently playing. My dreams have been weird and involving Medieval TW 2 recently.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:43, archived)

oh thank fuck
i'm so glad someone else gets b3ta dreams, i always panic when i get them....
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:45, archived)

i had a dream
after rob told me off for nazi-ing the other day.
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:48, archived)

did it involve
a ginger bloke in a tin hat spanking you with a riding crop?
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:56, archived)

*burst into tears
Yes, oh god yes, please help me. It's all true
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:07, archived)

nocturnal emmisions are perfectly natural

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 14:18, archived)

pfft

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:24, archived)

hehe
anyway, beddie byes...laters
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 14:26, archived)

Ha!

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:43, archived)

yay!
her maj looks best pleased
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:05, archived)

You could always try this!!!! (online photoshop)
www.splashup.com/splashup/Splashup.swf
(asciifaceofbob meh, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:07, archived)

good lord.
As somebody who dabbles in flash programming, WOW.
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:14, archived)

Good work!
and well done on the edit!
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Sun 25 May 2008, 15:29, archived)