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( Mstandot, Sun 25 May 2008, 21:42, archived)

If I were a woman I'd just let it flow. Or Duct tape it.

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Sun 25 May 2008, 21:44, archived)

super glue
is your friend :D
( Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Sun 25 May 2008, 21:46, archived)

If I just left it long enough I guess it'd glue itself.

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Sun 25 May 2008, 21:48, archived)

that makes alot of sense, you could just keep it forever.

( Rappola is a mafiawars FIEND, Sun 25 May 2008, 21:47, archived)

If I were a woman I'd do it in your pocket.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 25 May 2008, 21:48, archived)

would you not have to get to a pocket before you laughed uproariously?
Or are you saying they should diversify into 'Tena Pockets'?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Sun 25 May 2008, 21:50, archived)

Made by Findus?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 25 May 2008, 21:51, archived)

findus keepus
loosus weepus
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Sun 25 May 2008, 21:52, archived)

Nomnomnom.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 25 May 2008, 21:53, archived)

not with all that wee pus surely?
That's naaaaasteh... (Cleveland voice)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Sun 25 May 2008, 21:55, archived)

PUS?!
I have NEVER had an STI, you monkey.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 25 May 2008, 21:57, archived)

and what, exactly, is wrong
with a Subaru Impreza?

(except for the fact the badge on the front is not classy enough)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Sun 25 May 2008, 22:01, archived)

It's not a '59 Eldorado.
Since you asked...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 25 May 2008, 22:04, archived)

It is also not
a V8 Vantage

(Favouritest car)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Sun 25 May 2008, 22:07, archived)

The Eldorado for me, every time.
I don't think I could ever want another object so much.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 25 May 2008, 22:10, archived)

ah well, there is aesthetic love
but I've driven a Vantage (or four). I just need Richard Branson's credit card so I can fuel it.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Sun 25 May 2008, 22:14, archived)

And lots of roads
that go under bridges :)
( in vino veritas, Sun 25 May 2008, 22:19, archived)

aha, you heard about that particular exploit :-)
shhhhhhhh.....
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Sun 25 May 2008, 22:24, archived)

And pretend they're water bombs.
*shudder*
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 25 May 2008, 21:53, archived)

That would explain some of the sticky notes
that comes out of the cashpoint by me

Can you get more absorbent versions (etc. joke writes itself)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Sun 25 May 2008, 21:51, archived)

Yeah the absorbancy level on the packs come in 5s, 10s, 20s and 50s

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 25 May 2008, 21:53, archived)

I once had a 50
it was a forgery.

Couldn't hold more than a spit's worth of blue fluid before overloading...

Hi Bash-master. I hope O'neils are giving you a %age on beer sales after you bring an extra 93 people into their humble hostelry.

Are we still not on for self-entertainment with music?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Sun 25 May 2008, 21:57, archived)

Nope I think I haev that sorted out
I'm going toshove a load of mp3s onto cd and we'll be fine.
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 25 May 2008, 22:00, archived)

autocracy does prevent argument
can you use their equipment or shall I bring my budget 5-speaker system?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Sun 25 May 2008, 22:10, archived)

and nearly a full day later i get the joke
nicely

thank god for friends activity
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Mon 26 May 2008, 19:55, archived)