I would make a joke about being all wet and riding or something
but I cant be arsed
( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Sun 25 May 2008, 22:26, archived)

I'm a bloke...
and I don't ride I cycle!
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sun 25 May 2008, 22:29, archived)