i'm not really sure what my intention was here in all honesty
but i'd like our passports to look more like this


edit:thats better
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sun 25 May 2008, 23:39, archived)

im imagining the horse with a raging hard-on
and a big smile on its face
( epiphany landed a 180 on, Sun 25 May 2008, 23:41, archived)

I'm sorry,
I think I'm missing something here. What have you done?
( hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 25 May 2008, 23:41, archived)

HORN!

( epiphany landed a 180 on, Sun 25 May 2008, 23:42, archived)

No, that's actually on British passports.
British passports have a unicorn on them...
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 25 May 2008, 23:43, archived)

Do they?
I havent looked at mine in a while
I do know theres birds in it for no reason tho
( epiphany landed a 180 on, Sun 25 May 2008, 23:45, archived)

i think
they're used to keep the stamps you get from visiting foreign places company
(quibble, Sun 25 May 2008, 23:57, archived)

Irrelevant.
WE HAVE UNICORNS ON OUR PASSPORTS!

evening, you!
EDIT: I've actually just properly read your post, and it's such a very beautiful thought. Write more poems.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 26 May 2008, 0:00, archived)

Poems?
*gives quizzical look*
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 May 2008, 0:15, archived)

meh just made the text more imperialistic and victorian english.
i think i've just hit a bum note though in all honesty
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sun 25 May 2008, 23:44, archived)

naw it looks seemless enough
in terms of the text
it's just that the words you edited are too bright so they're easily noticeable.
(quibble, Sun 25 May 2008, 23:58, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXt2NxqDYuM&feature=related
( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Sun 25 May 2008, 23:49, archived)

No quo
No teh fear
Lack of cock on lion and unicorn's head

Would not buy again.

*doesn't really understand the actual joke*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 25 May 2008, 23:42, archived)

no neither do i actually
i started of thinking our passports needed more imperialism and then got a little bit lost
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sun 25 May 2008, 23:43, archived)

You should have put Palpatine at the end instead of Elizabeth II.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 25 May 2008, 23:45, archived)

i should have done at that...
in fact...
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sun 25 May 2008, 23:47, archived)

Add the old "dread Soveraign" and your good to go... annexing.
Had to google for the right olde speƒƒing.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 May 2008, 23:46, archived)

Spessing?

( hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 25 May 2008, 23:58, archived)

Quite so.
Knowing how to use long-s correctly should be a b3ta prerequisite.
The fucker.
Edit: And don't get me started on thorns (ye olde, my arse).
(cow-appreciation-society, Mon 26 May 2008, 0:06, archived)

Here a great variety of subjects is treated, mostly with entirely too
much realism. Photographic truthfulness is not the function of painting,
because, first of all, the medium will not allow it without losing a
certain quality indicating the fact that it is painting; and secondly,
art can only be an approximation anyhow, and it should carry its point
by forceful and convincing suggestion rather than by a tightly rendered
photographic fact. The great pictures are first those of a strong
suggestive quality and, secondly, those possessing a certain something
the artist calls design - meaning thereby a more or less arbitrary
arrangement of form and colour effects which will please the eye.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 26 May 2008, 0:11, archived)

I'm not making myself clear.
I LIKE COWS.
(cow-appreciation-society, Mon 26 May 2008, 0:13, archived)

K

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 26 May 2008, 0:15, archived)

European models are gorgeous.
Child with plank needs savage branding.

I am Bovine Enthusiast, not Operator. I will be requiring future issues.
(cow-appreciation-society, Mon 26 May 2008, 0:19, archived)

Only when I sit down.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 26 May 2008, 0:07, archived)

tj
for you. You were asking about your pwny thing and vectorising it for a Tee. Well I did it for you and it looks horrendous because it captures the artifacts already in the image.
You need to get a higher quality image to start with but to be honest it would be easy enough to draw it from scratch as a vector based image and then paste a hi res gun on the final image.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sun 25 May 2008, 23:44, archived)

hmmm i could trace it in illustrator i think that shouldn't be too hard
thanks for having a bash at that for me though
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sun 25 May 2008, 23:46, archived)

in other news
how cool is this?

files.filefront.com/thedevicehasbeenmodified+pavi/;9970543;/fileinfo.html




( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Mon 26 May 2008, 0:15, archived)

MING THE MERCILESS

( Cockweasle orson wezl, Sun 25 May 2008, 23:44, archived)

( Dekionplexis 333 ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Sun 25 May 2008, 23:46, archived)

Nice
can we have 'England' replaced with whichever constituent country the holder is in?
(Ryua lacks his tail and pointy ears, Sun 25 May 2008, 23:47, archived)

well i suppose but that might give people the wrong idea

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sun 25 May 2008, 23:52, archived)

I can't for the life of me
think of what you mean by that
(Ryua lacks his tail and pointy ears, Mon 26 May 2008, 0:02, archived)

I'd like them to cost less to replace
given I have just observed mine is out of date
( Jahled Abdul Alhazred, Sun 25 May 2008, 23:49, archived)

My dad gets his for free as he is an Italian and they renew them for free at the consulate.
I could similarly get an Italian passport but I'm not legally registered in Italy or they don't like dual nationality or something, I've never really cared that much to look into it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 25 May 2008, 23:51, archived)

weird
i'm in the process of applying for an Irish one (and have been for the last year)

should start filling out the form at some point
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Sun 25 May 2008, 23:53, archived)

Wow
Take a care then geezer, cause if you are native born around these isles, replacing one will cost you cash; which doesn't seem quite right, frankly

Just to have some national identification
( Jahled Abdul Alhazred, Sun 25 May 2008, 23:56, archived)

it's more than just national id
and that's what they claim you're paying for.

is fucking expensive though, was pissed off when i got my first adult one as i'd been told that i'd get a free 5-year extension to my child one, but when i came to renew was told that as it was issued after a certain date they'd changed their rules and not told anyone
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Sun 25 May 2008, 23:58, archived)

I don't think mine needs renewing for another 6 years, and to be honest I was planning to emmigrate at some point (although it will clearly never happen)
and then I might be able to get free renewals on a British passport as an expat, I honestly don't know.

Plus to prove my existence to the Italian government I need to send them a birth certificate, an actual one not a photocopy, which cost about 70 quid or something.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 May 2008, 0:02, archived)

its like £90 innit?

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sun 25 May 2008, 23:54, archived)

Some thing obviosly completely wrong like this; I haven't bothered to check
perhaps our taxes are better spent on African fuckwits and financial aid to their economies

then again, we can obviously cope with our youth being stabbed to death, every night

The stars are above folks, look
( Jahled Abdul Alhazred, Mon 26 May 2008, 0:13, archived)

life echoing art?

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Sun 25 May 2008, 23:58, archived)

surely
that should read 'Queen' of England, 'Graham'...?
(mmmmm... pie, Mon 26 May 2008, 0:56, archived)