I'm sorry,
I think I'm missing something here. What have you done?
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Sun 25 May 2008, 23:41, archived)

HORN!

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Sun 25 May 2008, 23:42, archived)

No, that's actually on British passports.
British passports have a unicorn on them...
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 25 May 2008, 23:43, archived)

Do they?
I havent looked at mine in a while
I do know theres birds in it for no reason tho
( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Sun 25 May 2008, 23:45, archived)

i think
they're used to keep the stamps you get from visiting foreign places company
(quibble, Sun 25 May 2008, 23:57, archived)

Irrelevant.
WE HAVE UNICORNS ON OUR PASSPORTS!

evening, you!
EDIT: I've actually just properly read your post, and it's such a very beautiful thought. Write more poems.
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Mon 26 May 2008, 0:00, archived)

Poems?
*gives quizzical look*
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 May 2008, 0:15, archived)

meh just made the text more imperialistic and victorian english.
i think i've just hit a bum note though in all honesty
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sun 25 May 2008, 23:44, archived)

naw it looks seemless enough
in terms of the text
it's just that the words you edited are too bright so they're easily noticeable.
(quibble, Sun 25 May 2008, 23:58, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXt2NxqDYuM&feature=related
( Sir Pigeon Nipples is wondering if he has soiled himself., Sun 25 May 2008, 23:49, archived)