Pea for compo......


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(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 26 May 2008, 21:57, archived)

in a new thread?
HOW DARE YOU!
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Mon 26 May 2008, 21:59, archived)

PENIS

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:00, archived)

yes?

(quibble, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:02, archived)

what does one look like?

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:03, archived)

A bit like Scandinavia
without the Norway
( Thinker actually likes George Lamb., Mon 26 May 2008, 22:04, archived)

then what the Hell have i got between my thighs?
looks like croatia...
(quibble, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:06, archived)

Silly quibble,
that IS Croatia.
( Thinker actually likes George Lamb., Mon 26 May 2008, 22:06, archived)

i was wondering why i kept finding gulash
under the bedsheets in the morning
(quibble, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:08, archived)

Yeah, sorry about that.
I get hungry sometimes.
( Thinker actually likes George Lamb., Mon 26 May 2008, 22:10, archived)

you stay out of there!
we have a peace treaty now!

wait for it...wait for it...

Damn You! hungary? like the country? you make me sick.
(quibble, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:12, archived)

Oh, My God
I make myself sick!

I didn't see that platinum-quality pun.
( Thinker actually likes George Lamb., Mon 26 May 2008, 22:24, archived)

I THOUGHT YOU WERE SETTING ME UP!
WHY CANT YOU JUST BE COOL!?!
(quibble, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:27, archived)

aaah!
hahaha, next time i pull i shall have to bring a map with me to compare.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:06, archived)

They're funny little things,
normally about ten, eleven inches long.
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:05, archived)

*examines trousers*

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:06, archived)

oh my!

(quibble, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:06, archived)

you young scamps
getting your metric and imperial measure mixed up....



fuck
( mictoboy, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:08, archived)

What's that in pubic inches?
When it's a foot, does it stop being a cock?
( Colonel Boris beer is small here, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:23, archived)

Like this.
*makes huuuge cylindrical shape with hands*
( Mstandot, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:05, archived)

oh all right

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:05, archived)

DAVE HEDGEHOG!

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:07, archived)

hello miss vomit
you're you doing?
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:07, archived)

OMG,
Italy looks like a boot!
( Thinker actually likes George Lamb., Mon 26 May 2008, 22:02, archived)

talking of the compo
has any one put brian may in a crown on a british note yet?

I would but i have other things to attend to.
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:02, archived)

Yes
somebody did.
( Mystery_Bob, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:03, archived)

Very probably
but you obviously can't be arsed looking. Can you offer any compelling reasons why I should do it for you?
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:03, archived)

you could think of the children
but you'd probably end up with brian peppers on the note instead....
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:07, archived)

*takes notes*
/unintentional pun
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:10, archived)

You never change do you
/intentional pun.

and yes i hate myself for it.
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:15, archived)

Call the coppers!
(to coin a phrase)
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:21, archived)

oooh.. that'll cost you!
You'll be getting a pounding if you carry on with that behaviour mister
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:25, archived)

How about...
a sea made from currents? that been done?
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:27, archived)

I'm currently
locked in photoshop hell working on my entry... almost there. phew!
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:09, archived)

knock knock

( mictoboy, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:02, archived)

Who's there?

( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:06, archived)

doctor

( mictoboy, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:08, archived)

Doctor Wh.... OH MY!
Hahahaha!
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:10, archived)

:D
how many ethiopians can you get ni a mini?
/just trying to put as many old jokes in this thread as possible, as the idea that scandinavia looks like a cock is something i discovered in primary school
( mictoboy, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:12, archived)

Primary school?
How old are you?
Maybe discovered whilst at work perhaps, would be more accurate...hmm?

;P
( Mstandot, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:14, archived)

What. The. Fuck.

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:27, archived)

* police report a whale in the thames
* priests report pope "rumoured to be catholic"
* bears filmed "taking a shit in the woods"
* archstanton seen "posting OMG SCANDINAVIA LOOKS LIKE A COCK" on b3ta having clearly not looked at the site for the last five years, let alone the last 5 days of this so-called "compo" where it's been done quite a few times
* julian clary "suspected of taking it up the chuff like a fairy"
(boris the spider, Mon 26 May 2008, 22:30, archived)