well whatever. now i hate money. this is my new currency and its the best.
fuck people who live on infertile lands i shall be the king in this new american oligarchy that we live in.



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(captain freedom MEATSPIN MY HEArTStRINgS, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:22, archived)

love a bit of oligarchy
but bush snr doesn't like brocoli, so be careful, it might mark you out as being a radical brocoli liberationist

and now I want brocoli

smeared in butter
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:24, archived)

can't have it these days, the girl doesn't like any brassica :(

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:25, archived)

:(
more for you then!

or does such selfishness result in murder?
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:28, archived)

that'd get me murdered most likely
even after i made steak with garlic butter last night
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:31, archived)

:D
I need to engage in some quality slurp

I have been eating too much frozed crap

hmm, frozed crap
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:32, archived)

i'm allowed very little of that either now :(
so i respond by doing things like slipping 1/3 of block of butter in the mash'd taters.

she does make killer pasta dishes though
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:34, archived)

that makes some fine mashed potatoes
:D

mind I should cut the processed food down to 0

everything's sprayed with crap these days (hah, you'd think it'd work but that's another issue) but at least eating crap home mixed ingredients is better than eating extremely crap industrially mixed ingredients, salt, lard, more salt and sulphur based preservatives

yum :/
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:36, archived)

i'm impressed how far my cooking has come on this year tbh
just before christmas i was eating so badly my skin flared up for the first time in my life. it was horrible :( now i'm finally putting on weight :)


i just found this in my b3tards. i don't remember making it. what the hell does it mean?
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:43, archived)

it means, the end is nigh!
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:47, archived)

i can hear it as a sesame street song, i think

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:48, archived)

that confused me for a second
...my dad uses brassicard as a term meaning he has no money..

I thought you were making a pun based on that.. oopsie


x
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:34, archived)

way ahead of you my friend.

(captain freedom MEATSPIN MY HEArTStRINgS, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:26, archived)

I knew it!
the brocoli will rise again!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:28, archived)

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:24, archived)

I'm not sure if its the time..
but thats one of the funniest things I've seen today.

It is 4 o'clock in the morning pretty much everything becomes hysterical for a while.


x
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:26, archived)

a shaved chimp with a whip sitting on a 45rpm turntable on fire
while a crowd of elephants stand around masturbating a fountain of pachydermal bukkake to put out the flames
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:27, archived)

humour police say "DESIST"

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:29, archived)

oh, it wasn't a joke
it's happening downstairs right now

when the mariachi band turns up it's going to be fucking mayhem
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:31, archived)

photos or it never happened

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:35, archived)

I can't take photos
halle berry took my camera
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:36, archived)

well get her to photo it then she's your fucking room-mate

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:44, archived)

not since the restraining order

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:46, archived)

thats tough dude
still, you deserved it.


have you seen the stats board today. you've saved me from being the top non-piratical poster :)
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:48, archived)

yay!
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:54, archived)

Some people got to have it
Some people really need it
Listen to me y'all, do things, do things, do bad things with it
You wanna do things, do things, do things, good things with it
Talkin' about broccoli

For the love of broccoli
People will steal from their mother
For the love of broccoli
People will rob their own brother
For the love of broccoli
People can't even walk the street
Because they never know who in the world they're gonna beat
For that lean, mean, mean green
Almighty broccoli

For the love of broccoli
People will lie, Lord, they will cheat
For the love of broccoli
People don't care who they hurt or beat
For the love of broccoli
A woman will sell her precious body
For a small vegetable it carries a lot of weight
Call it lean, mean, mean green
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:28, archived)

what.

(captain freedom MEATSPIN MY HEArTStRINgS, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:31, archived)

I think he means
Some people got to have it
Some people really need it
Listen to me y'all, do things, do things, do bad things with it
You wanna do things, do things, do things, good things with it
Talkin' about broccoli

For the love of broccoli
People will steal from their mother
For the love of broccoli
People will rob their own brother
For the love of broccoli
People can't even walk the street
Because they never know who in the world they're gonna beat
For that lean, mean, mean green
Almighty broccoli

For the love of broccoli
People will lie, Lord, they will cheat
For the love of broccoli
People don't care who they hurt or beat
For the love of broccoli
A woman will sell her precious body
For a small vegetable it carries a lot of weight
Call it lean, mean, mean green
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:33, archived)

Tell it like it is. Ain't that the truth.
No.
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:36, archived)

hell no
it's a myth put out by the liebarrel media! FOX news has a lot to answer for!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:37, archived)

i understand.

(captain freedom MEATSPIN MY HEArTStRINgS, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:51, archived)

Mmm. Oligarchy with asparagus.
Goes great with some economic meltdown.

It wasn't worth five bucks anyways. fuck money. I only say that because I have lots of it. Or had lots of it.
( cowcat Darling fascist bullyboy., Tue 27 May 2008, 4:52, archived)