apologies...

( The Great Architect, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:20, archived)

ooof!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:22, archived)

Ohhhh I wish I understood cricket.
Well, not really. I wish I understood it for the next five minutes.

Hello Archie duck, are you tickety boo? Are you excited about next weekend?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:22, archived)

yes, on both counts :)

( The Great Architect, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:22, archived)

My my, you're a speedy little vole today.
I am putting the kettle on. Beverage?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:23, archived)

If you happen to store vodka in your kettle
count me in
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:25, archived)

Well it's a clear liquid.
Vodk? That's water, isn't it?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

I think 'vodka' means 'water of life' (as does 'whisky')
so yes.
( Afinkawan, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:36, archived)

I was told vokda was vodka and vodk was water.
But you've just confirmed it's not even as complicated as that.

*curtseys* My thanks, kind sir.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

nearly
voda = water
vodka = hangover-free liquid of gods
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:42, archived)

Ahhhhhhhhh
Do you speak Russian then? I do love to hear it being spoken (if there's many and varying dialects I do apologise for ignorance), it's so lyrical.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:43, archived)

a tiny bit, I did it at school for a while
the gf speaks it much better than me
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

Russian at school?
Poooosh.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:47, archived)

ah errrr
I guess you could say that
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:53, archived)

That's alright.
I went to a not-very-posh school full of posh people. It was odd.

Right, ciggy time.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:54, archived)

...
"Voda" means "water". "Vodka", I guess, literally means "little water".

Hello, all...
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

Awwwww
Hello!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

^this

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:45, archived)

strawberry and mango tea for me please
/realises he's gonna have to bring his own teabags to the bash. do you reckon the pub will serve a kettle of boiling water to me? :)
( The Great Architect, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:25, archived)

I should sincerely hope so.
There must be tea and coffee available- if GTSQ doesn't get his tea he'll turn green and start rampaging. And I'm going to need my coffee...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:27, archived)

hahaha, I wish I could
it's a pisser not having cafiene or alcohol. I haven't been to a pub for nearly a year now, and come June 1st (the day after the bash) I'll have been teetotal and caffiene free for a year exactly

what better excuse to get rat-arsed!
( The Great Architect, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

So you're going to be teetotal throughout the bash
and then get squiffy the day after?

Oh that's hardly fair.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:29, archived)

I'm not even going
to speak to you if you don't have a beer without a notarised certificate from a medical examiner stating that you will absolutely have more than a 99% chance of symptoms resulting in death or worse if you imbibe for one day.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:33, archived)

I'm hoping you get blotto, I'm going to saddle you up and ride you like an armoured boar
around the finer areas of the City.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

haha
you've got wrong on you.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:41, archived)

After Saturday I'd better do.
If not, you've failed and must hand in your pervert passes at the door on your way out.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

life lessons
1. Do not challenge b3tans to bukkake one
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:48, archived)

If he even so much as gets a speck on me
I will wee on his head. He knows that.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

life lessons
2. Do not offer Golden Showers if Bukkake request is met
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

you know, there's probably a japanese word for this exact kind of battle
:D
( Discomeats I like pies!, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:53, archived)

hahaha, well if YOU turn up, I might HAVE to have a drink
/just to forget the crunchie easter egg incident
( The Great Architect, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

can always has fizzy lime
nom nom nom
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

I can bring the kettle down if need be.
They can't complain it's PAT tested.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

Pat....Pat...I loves yer, Pat.
CAHM BAYCK TA ME PAT
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

office grin

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

My Frank Butcher voice
pretty much comes out as a fairly excellent Catherine Tate impression, so I'm never doing THAT again.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

ye gads
lock it in a dungeon.
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:41, archived)

I can do a shit-hot Poppy from the WyeBird stop impression.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:46, archived)

The puppet one gave me the fucking fear.
Which one was poppy?
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

The cat.
www.clothdollcreations.co.uk/images/celebritypics/playdays/playdaysgroup.gif

On the left.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:50, archived)

That's ok, ish.
It was the weird plastic puppet black lass that freaked me out. Dunno, marionettes in general are pretty creepy. Shop window dummies also gave me the fear.
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:54, archived)

Re: sweaty lady parts

huzzah! ;)
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

Oh at least quote the post
you make me sound like a right dirty urchin!

*DOES NOT HAVE SWEATY LADY PARTS*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

Hahaha

I went into a meeting shorty after your answer, and when I came back I replied and lost the thread ;)
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:42, archived)

:D

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:45, archived)

It's all about "Overs" and "Runs"
you try to get as many runs from the overs, the bowler bowls over arm, the batter hits the ball and runs, the ball might go over the boundry and somtimes the game over runs.

Alas kla?
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

Alles nicht klar, aber schon ist.
Insert yourt own umlauts and possibly more words/correct order to make that proper German.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:46, archived)

I'll insert my Umlauts in a minute alright!

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:11, archived)

Hi there guys and gals of the TTDC...
www.theage.com.au/news/news/australia-sweep-the-ashes/2007/01/05/1167777253340.html
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 12:22, archived)

Pardon?
TamilNadu Tourism Development Corporation?
( Gregor Lenko, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

I shouldn't know about this I'm far to young and from another country
Teens and twenties disco club...it was apparently one of Saville's programs on Radio Luxembourg. My dad was crapping on about it one day.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 12:42, archived)

Right....


*backs away slowly and loads rifle*
( Gregor Lenko, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

I'm mostly harmless

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

Tamil Tiger Daisy Chain.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:48, archived)

tip top dandy cock

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

def this^

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:13, archived)

I like this
despite it's sport-related nature
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:22, archived)

omg
had to read that twice...
( Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 27 May 2008, 12:23, archived)

yays!
pooling all that Nuts money for you limo trip down on Saturday?
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:23, archived)

well, it's via the train, has been booked awhile now
£50 it's cost me, with tube travel as well on the day, so I shall be there.
( The Great Architect, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:26, archived)

What sorta time do you think you'll be here?

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

our train arrives (hopefully - shitloads of engineering works) at 12.45 (we leave at 8.25 here)
so, as long as we get the right tube train, shoudl be with you between 1.15 and 1.30 - ish
( The Great Architect, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:29, archived)

Where do you arrive in London?
Norfolk I'm guessing Liverpools Street. Pretty easy. Central (red) to Holborn then Piccadilly (blue) to Earls Court.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:30, archived)

I might have to pop to Holborn, actually.
But I can do that on the Sunday.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:35, archived)

What time did you want me, love?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:30, archived)

When ever you can waltz your flared/goth/tutued self here.
I'm guessing you'll want to be her about the same time as Dixon though.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:32, archived)

Well I was thinking about getting there around oneish
do you need me earlier? I can't remember what time he's getting in.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:33, archived)

I think quite early
But get here then you get here. You know the way. I shall dig out the printer:D
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:35, archived)

Do you need me to pick anything up?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:36, archived)

naaa it'll be all sorted
I'll get everything and just put a jar in reception if anyone want to contribute.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

Bonza.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

there is a slight chance i may be in london saturday night
is the pub an invite only or could i just pop in to say HAI if the opportunity arises?
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:33, archived)

If you're around
and you don't, we shall take it as a thumb-biting.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

hah, it would be nice as ive always wanted to go to one, but its too far most of the tiem.
Will be interesting trying to explain it to my company if i do..
"Well theres this bunch of people in the internetz and its going to be funneh and everythingk!"

That'll be me on the couch that night then..
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

Only if you dress as a LOL cat:P

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:36, archived)

consider it done*




*LOLcat costume may not be done
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

done!
You can't not tturn up now. I've put pocorn on the playlist for the bash:P
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:42, archived)

classic!
I don't think i'd know what to say if i did make it but i'll try and get along if possible. Blimey, thinking about it, i wouldnt recognize any of you anyway :S
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:47, archived)

Yeah that usual though
Then after a few bashes you know the hardcore bashers.
After the bash you feel like you've known about 10 people half your life anyway which makes the messageboard just that bit nicer!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:51, archived)

I imagine that would be the case
its a shame London is so bloody far for a poor person like me as i'd come to them every time!
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

If you book on megabus in advance it's pretty cheap
Some, if you book far enough in advance, you can get for a quid!

EDIT: Plus if you come down off season I'm sure I can slip you in here for free.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:54, archived)

that sounds quality :)
i'll have to keep my eyes out for these more often
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:57, archived)

Twice I yeah I force myself to take time off
And visit a city I haven't been to before for a bash.:P
I think it was Northampton and Blackpool last year.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:59, archived)

money
talking of money and pools...


(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:30, archived)

this was so good
loved it then, still love it now
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:32, archived)

:)

(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:33, archived)

oh lordy, that is all kinds of wonderful!

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

very political:P

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:06, archived)

I love this!
*clicky clicky*
( WiL is addicted to BestOfferBuy dot com, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:34, archived)

arf

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:26, archived)

HAHAHA!
truely deserving of a good spanging!
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:26, archived)