Ohhhh I wish I understood cricket.
Well, not really. I wish I understood it for the next five minutes.

Hello Archie duck, are you tickety boo? Are you excited about next weekend?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:22, archived)

yes, on both counts :)

( The Great Architect, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:22, archived)

My my, you're a speedy little vole today.
I am putting the kettle on. Beverage?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:23, archived)

If you happen to store vodka in your kettle
count me in
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:25, archived)

Well it's a clear liquid.
Vodk? That's water, isn't it?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

I think 'vodka' means 'water of life' (as does 'whisky')
so yes.
( Afinkawan, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:36, archived)

I was told vokda was vodka and vodk was water.
But you've just confirmed it's not even as complicated as that.

*curtseys* My thanks, kind sir.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

nearly
voda = water
vodka = hangover-free liquid of gods
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:42, archived)

Ahhhhhhhhh
Do you speak Russian then? I do love to hear it being spoken (if there's many and varying dialects I do apologise for ignorance), it's so lyrical.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:43, archived)

a tiny bit, I did it at school for a while
the gf speaks it much better than me
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

Russian at school?
Poooosh.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:47, archived)

ah errrr
I guess you could say that
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:53, archived)

That's alright.
I went to a not-very-posh school full of posh people. It was odd.

Right, ciggy time.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:54, archived)

...
"Voda" means "water". "Vodka", I guess, literally means "little water".

Hello, all...
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

Awwwww
Hello!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

^this

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:45, archived)

strawberry and mango tea for me please
/realises he's gonna have to bring his own teabags to the bash. do you reckon the pub will serve a kettle of boiling water to me? :)
( The Great Architect, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:25, archived)

I should sincerely hope so.
There must be tea and coffee available- if GTSQ doesn't get his tea he'll turn green and start rampaging. And I'm going to need my coffee...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:27, archived)

hahaha, I wish I could
it's a pisser not having cafiene or alcohol. I haven't been to a pub for nearly a year now, and come June 1st (the day after the bash) I'll have been teetotal and caffiene free for a year exactly

what better excuse to get rat-arsed!
( The Great Architect, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

So you're going to be teetotal throughout the bash
and then get squiffy the day after?

Oh that's hardly fair.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:29, archived)

I'm not even going
to speak to you if you don't have a beer without a notarised certificate from a medical examiner stating that you will absolutely have more than a 99% chance of symptoms resulting in death or worse if you imbibe for one day.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:33, archived)

I'm hoping you get blotto, I'm going to saddle you up and ride you like an armoured boar
around the finer areas of the City.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

haha
you've got wrong on you.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:41, archived)

After Saturday I'd better do.
If not, you've failed and must hand in your pervert passes at the door on your way out.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

life lessons
1. Do not challenge b3tans to bukkake one
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:48, archived)

If he even so much as gets a speck on me
I will wee on his head. He knows that.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

life lessons
2. Do not offer Golden Showers if Bukkake request is met
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

you know, there's probably a japanese word for this exact kind of battle
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:53, archived)

hahaha, well if YOU turn up, I might HAVE to have a drink
/just to forget the crunchie easter egg incident
( The Great Architect, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

can always has fizzy lime
nom nom nom
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

I can bring the kettle down if need be.
They can't complain it's PAT tested.
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

Pat....Pat...I loves yer, Pat.
CAHM BAYCK TA ME PAT
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

office grin

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

My Frank Butcher voice
pretty much comes out as a fairly excellent Catherine Tate impression, so I'm never doing THAT again.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

ye gads
lock it in a dungeon.
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:41, archived)

I can do a shit-hot Poppy from the WyeBird stop impression.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:46, archived)

The puppet one gave me the fucking fear.
Which one was poppy?
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

The cat.
www.clothdollcreations.co.uk/images/celebritypics/playdays/playdaysgroup.gif

On the left.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:50, archived)

That's ok, ish.
It was the weird plastic puppet black lass that freaked me out. Dunno, marionettes in general are pretty creepy. Shop window dummies also gave me the fear.
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:54, archived)

Re: sweaty lady parts

huzzah! ;)
( mediocre I am not strange, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

Oh at least quote the post
you make me sound like a right dirty urchin!

*DOES NOT HAVE SWEATY LADY PARTS*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

Hahaha

I went into a meeting shorty after your answer, and when I came back I replied and lost the thread ;)
( mediocre I am not strange, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:42, archived)

:D

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:45, archived)

It's all about "Overs" and "Runs"
you try to get as many runs from the overs, the bowler bowls over arm, the batter hits the ball and runs, the ball might go over the boundry and somtimes the game over runs.

Alas kla?
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

Alles nicht klar, aber schon ist.
Insert yourt own umlauts and possibly more words/correct order to make that proper German.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:46, archived)

I'll insert my Umlauts in a minute alright!

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:11, archived)