strawberry and mango tea for me please
/realises he's gonna have to bring his own teabags to the bash. do you reckon the pub will serve a kettle of boiling water to me? :)
( The Great Architect, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:25, archived)

I should sincerely hope so.
There must be tea and coffee available- if GTSQ doesn't get his tea he'll turn green and start rampaging. And I'm going to need my coffee...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:27, archived)

hahaha, I wish I could
it's a pisser not having cafiene or alcohol. I haven't been to a pub for nearly a year now, and come June 1st (the day after the bash) I'll have been teetotal and caffiene free for a year exactly

what better excuse to get rat-arsed!
( The Great Architect, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

So you're going to be teetotal throughout the bash
and then get squiffy the day after?

Oh that's hardly fair.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:29, archived)

I'm not even going
to speak to you if you don't have a beer without a notarised certificate from a medical examiner stating that you will absolutely have more than a 99% chance of symptoms resulting in death or worse if you imbibe for one day.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:33, archived)

I'm hoping you get blotto, I'm going to saddle you up and ride you like an armoured boar
around the finer areas of the City.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

haha
you've got wrong on you.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:41, archived)

After Saturday I'd better do.
If not, you've failed and must hand in your pervert passes at the door on your way out.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

life lessons
1. Do not challenge b3tans to bukkake one
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:48, archived)

If he even so much as gets a speck on me
I will wee on his head. He knows that.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

life lessons
2. Do not offer Golden Showers if Bukkake request is met
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

you know, there's probably a japanese word for this exact kind of battle
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:53, archived)

hahaha, well if YOU turn up, I might HAVE to have a drink
/just to forget the crunchie easter egg incident
( The Great Architect, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

can always has fizzy lime
nom nom nom
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

I can bring the kettle down if need be.
They can't complain it's PAT tested.
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

Pat....Pat...I loves yer, Pat.
CAHM BAYCK TA ME PAT
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

office grin

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

My Frank Butcher voice
pretty much comes out as a fairly excellent Catherine Tate impression, so I'm never doing THAT again.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

ye gads
lock it in a dungeon.
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:41, archived)

I can do a shit-hot Poppy from the WyeBird stop impression.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:46, archived)

The puppet one gave me the fucking fear.
Which one was poppy?
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

The cat.
www.clothdollcreations.co.uk/images/celebritypics/playdays/playdaysgroup.gif

On the left.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:50, archived)

That's ok, ish.
It was the weird plastic puppet black lass that freaked me out. Dunno, marionettes in general are pretty creepy. Shop window dummies also gave me the fear.
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:54, archived)