If he even so much as gets a speck on me
I will wee on his head. He knows that.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

life lessons
2. Do not offer Golden Showers if Bukkake request is met
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

you know, there's probably a japanese word for this exact kind of battle
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:53, archived)