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(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:32, archived)

I must be fucking stupid.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:34, archived)

Currant sea
Currency...

100% pure groan
( Thinker actually likes George Lamb., Tue 27 May 2008, 15:35, archived)

I know
but it was lurking in my head and i had to purge
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:36, archived)

It's ok,
I've seen worse.
( Thinker actually likes George Lamb., Tue 27 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

it's
a currant sea.
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:36, archived)

Are you Welsh?:P

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

boyo.
in nationality: no

prediliction for sheep: a resounding yes
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:39, archived)

It's just the
They're currents, see?!
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:40, archived)

a speech
inflection contracted from sexual contact with the any even-toed unglate.
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:48, archived)

AHA
See, I knew it was me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

Why?

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:36, archived)

I RISed for some time also

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:36, archived)

Thank God.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

Well I had to filename

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

I didn't even think to do that.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:38, archived)

the worst bit was whilst i was sat here going
currant sea
currant sea

what does he mean currant sea?

Hmm.

Oh


Oh gad.
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:39, archived)

Well I saw it when I CFBd

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:41, archived)

I thought it was loads of dead beetles.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:48, archived)

<facetious> dead beetles
your the winner.. It's actually 20 pounds worth of dead beetles.. the real pun is that the words for the weight and for the british note are the same.

Well done.

/facetious

:p

oh and the woman who burst into tears early had just had a rapant sexual affair and her husband's a runner and you just triggered the guilt.

x
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:54, archived)

I sincerely hope so
I haven't seen her since.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:55, archived)

or
She had to run very hard from the clutches of death and was fragile.
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:57, archived)

fucking stupid completely lovely. Yep, you certainly are.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

:-) you're one of about three people who keep saying this.
I've decided you're all sweet but insane.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:38, archived)

:(
Right!

I see.

It's like *that*, is it?

Edit: I'm a horse, I'm a horse - I can FLY!!! REALLY I CAN!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:38, archived)

Right, that's four people I've offended today without meaning to.
Oops.

Sorry.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:40, archived)

I've not been offended yet.
Give it a crack if you want
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:40, archived)

If I offend one more I might just have to burst into tears
so no.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:41, archived)

Pickle,
I was only messing....

*hugs*

C'mon, my brave little soldier.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:43, archived)

:-)
I'm really not sure what's going on though, I made someone cry earlier just by saying she looked like she'd just been for a run.

Covered in sweat, hair everywhere, panting. What the hell did she think she looked like?

*hug*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:47, archived)

I thought that said 'nun'
but it didn't
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

been for a nun?
That's a quite a hefty lunch.

;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

Back in a moment, darling
just off for a quick nun.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:53, archived)

Yaaaaay heffalump.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:55, archived)

I'm offended that you refuse to offend me
PARADOX

*BURSTS

*takes it all back
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:44, archived)

*punts*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:48, archived)

ooof
yeah, that's the stuff
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:02, archived)

Well, you seem like a decent kind of a chap
So I wouldn't dream of it!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

how very kind

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:02, archived)

I wont resist an chance
we've run some tests your actually not a lord of saccharine but a duke of aspartame.


ps. has google refused to return results for anyone else?
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:46, archived)

Hah
I am actually the Prince of Inverted Glucose
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:47, archived)

Arrgghhh!
*runs*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:50, archived)

ruler
of a thousand grains of Nutrasweet
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:50, archived)

you may kiss my sweet sweet ring

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:03, archived)

you complete bitch!


/5
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:43, archived)

you're up early
and that number scares me.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:44, archived)

busy day at Chez Millea
and your sig fills me with glee beyond words.

:)
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:48, archived)

mittens on kittens
about time for another tune i think.

can't help but sing along to the previous one.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

Yeah but you love that about me.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:48, archived)

DO I LOOK LIKE I'VE BEEN RUNNING!!!??


*SOBS*
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

If you looked hot and sweaty
I don't think I'd be able to string the sentences together.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:50, archived)

like that Our Kelly and his "I mistakenly believe I can fly" song

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:40, archived)

That'd be the one
:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:42, archived)

Oh christ.
*spangs*
:D
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:36, archived)

Raisin the bar with that pun.

( Mstandot, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

Don't try to get ahead of DTH,
he's the sultana puns!
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:38, archived)

this really grapes my squildo

( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:39, archived)

That's a vine pun sir :D

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:40, archived)

you sound like a dehydrated homosexual
yes that's right.. a dried fruit.
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:41, archived)

You seem awesome,
fancy a date?
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:43, archived)

careful..he'll grab yer plums!

( Mstandot, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:45, archived)

He's prune* dangerous,
I shall back away now.

*proven
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:47, archived)

don't be so petit (verdot)

have we lost yet?

( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

I'm out, I got 4.

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

You
pipped me to that post..

sorry for the delay.. i went and had a bath. I doubt you'll even seed this.


and with that i think we are even.
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

stop wine-ing
there'll vi-none of that!
( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:45, archived)

uuggghhhh....
that deserves a Hadouken-style Spang
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:43, archived)

big fan of the anim

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:48, archived)

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

I'm pretty sure I've been there.
I've certainly been near it enough times.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:54, archived)

I've been to Frankfurt
for an afternoon.
That is all.
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:56, archived)

Did you have a lovely time?
Did you rub your willy on the furnishings?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:57, archived)

I didn't have a lovely time. there were germans there.
and I ALWAYS rub my willy on the furnishings.
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:00, archived)

There are nice ones.
One of them's called Adi, he's lovely.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:01, archived)

I shall rub my willy on him when I visit next

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:09, archived)

I shall tell him to prepare himself.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:19, archived)