...all the way to the bank.


From the Photoshop money challenge. See all 332 entries (closed)

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:09, archived)

she's after something

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:10, archived)

my guess
some big german sausage
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:12, archived)

oh phillip
ones sausage is so smooth.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:18, archived)

that's a greek sausage

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:18, archived)

Thank you
if you were a man yours would be too.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:19, archived)

I don't say this often
but the Queen was a bit of a looker in her youth.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:12, archived)

indeed she was, i would of liked to see her.....royal mint?
crown and septre?
....
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:13, archived)

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:16, archived)

*monocle*
CRIKEY!

I'm er... just off... to the loo... yeah...
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:17, archived)

this should sort you out...

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:23, archived)

I'm so horrified I can't vomit!

( Aenesis, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:25, archived)

I urgently require some mindbleach for that....

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:25, archived)

hahahahah
jesus christ!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 27 May 2008, 17:34, archived)

Crivens!

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:20, archived)

I'll never look at a first class stamp in the same way again

( The Great Architect, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:23, archived)

You're supposed to close your eyes
when you lick them.

(Top shop, M3Essential. One of my all-time faves.)
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:27, archived)

NOW you tell me :)
/hopes you'll still be making an appearance on saturday
( The Great Architect, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:31, archived)

a month without booze? no problem
a night without booze at a B3ta bash? might be too much to ask of a man

still pondering the wisdom of it
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:53, archived)

:)

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:31, archived)

I'd like the source
of the bosom bits :)
( HairyTwatter Needs more tostones by, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:02, archived)

Hell yeah
I'd plow that until the cows came home

*ahem*


Not now of course...

-Edit-
I've always wondered... how does the queen talk in bed? Is she still all "Oh, one says Philip, that is rather splendid" or more like "Do me! Do me in the $%&£*!"
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:14, archived)

think she has someone
to do the dirty talk for her
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:16, archived)

Hahahaha
Excellent
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:16, archived)

Well I doubt she'd use the dollar for a start....

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:16, archived)

Do one
shirley?
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:16, archived)

but then who ever she's introducing to the secret garden
would run away from the police.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:32, archived)

How does the Queen talk in bed?
She clearly pulls the duvet up to her neck and says 'look Philip, I'm a stamp!'
( Completely Underwhelmed, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:21, archived)

LOL'D.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:22, archived)

HAHAHAHAAHA!!!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:22, archived)

haha
I bet she does too!
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:23, archived)

then he licks her backside
also: is it terribly pedantic of me to have complained to the BBC about this graph: news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/7417746.stm ?
( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:23, archived)

it all depends
on why you complained about it
( lo, the Greebo Warrior doesn't update his sig often enough, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:25, archived)

it was about football

( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:33, archived)

The pie charts
are certainly horrendous!

(Unless italian football teams really Do have 4.9 english players in them on average? Football isn't my thing.)
( Completely Underwhelmed, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:33, archived)

heh
nah, it was cos the bar graph doesn't start at 0 on the vertical - therefore it's misleading
( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:35, archived)

Generally I let that slide
unless it should be a histogram.

I have complained before about a misleading bar chart that used scaled flags of various countries instead of bars. The areas were just wrong.
Made me feel all funny, and not in a good way :(
( Completely Underwhelmed, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:38, archived)

I think you ned to get out more
Worrying about areas in graphs that appear on the BBC can lead to a carreer in media you know
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:53, archived)

doesn't have to
as long as they indicate where they've started from (as they have done) and don't claim that the joint of the axes is the origin
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:39, archived)

yeah
but the average person who looks at it will be thick as pigshit

I'm just trying to help the dimwits, y'see
( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:44, archived)

now come on
this is the BBC not the sun
the IQs will be hitting double figures
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:47, archived)

She was beautiful.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:14, archived)

haha, lovely

( The Great Architect, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:17, archived)

Pound it !

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Tue 27 May 2008, 17:17, archived)

My my!

( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:20, archived)

She hates us

( kinks This is not an ah situation, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:23, archived)

*inserts*

( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:25, archived)

kinky!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:32, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand
*thrust*
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:33, archived)

do you think
Someone ism licking the back
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:46, archived)

filthy sexy queen
sexes filthily
( doph no time like the precedent, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:23, archived)