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( Jamie_W thinks you're a liar (play it fucking loud), Wed 28 May 2008, 22:32, archived)

Hey
Sugartits...
( Collatallie Sisters, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:33, archived)

CAN I HAS RESSRCTN PLS?
:D

edit: right, I'm going to have fish and chips, unless someone has a better suggestion
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:33, archived)

I CAN HAS RESSRCTN PLZ?

( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 28 May 2008, 22:33, archived)

after I has dindins

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:34, archived)

pie and chips

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:36, archived)

the pies are frozen, and number two
also, they are too big for individual consumption

but it's a good suggestion, and it has value

I could of course go to the chippy and obtain this, but the heaters will be off now and they chips and pie will be descending into lukewarmhood, which is not a good place considering how crap that chippy is when everything is still hot
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:38, archived)

battered sausage > fish
and get a portion of beans too
( Jamie_W thinks you're a liar (play it fucking loud), Wed 28 May 2008, 22:38, archived)

no, I can't agree with this
fish is better than battered sausage

that's just wrong man, wrong... so wrong

the beans however, are a good suggestion
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:39, archived)

That's cool. I like fish, but too often I have it and it's more oil than fish.

( Jamie_W thinks you're a liar (play it fucking loud), Wed 28 May 2008, 22:43, archived)

perhaps you have been tricked into consuming oily fish soup
noted for it's oil, and it's more limited quantities of fish
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:44, archived)

I bet the Scottish have tried to batter soup at some point.
And I bet they're Jews as well. All of them.
( Jamie_W thinks you're a liar (play it fucking loud), Wed 28 May 2008, 22:47, archived)

:D

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:53, archived)

JEW

( mr spoons, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:34, archived)

That's what Gibson screams continually on the commentary

( Jamie_W thinks you're a liar (play it fucking loud), Wed 28 May 2008, 22:36, archived)

pfft!
it's okay, he's an alcoholic.
( mr spoons, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:39, archived)

For christ's sake !

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Wed 28 May 2008, 22:36, archived)

not aimed at you....

bloody jesus
( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:37, archived)