Better now you miserable twunts?

Since no-one liked this.

From the Ronseal Plots challenge. See all 754 entries (closed)

(littlefish is new and refreshed, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:06, archived)

bye now

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:06, archived)

Am I meant to be able to read that?

( Jamie_W thinks you're a liar (play it fucking loud), Wed 28 May 2008, 23:07, archived)

haha
do it again, but this time, do it not quite the same, then do it some more
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:07, archived)

This should be the new FAQ.

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:12, archived)

what you talkin bout?
[insert Gary Coleman picture here]
( Colonel Boris beer is small here, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:07, archived)

Hang on.
Just put a picture of a Cornish pasty in the box and title it 'American Ginster'. then you can save some face.
( Colonel Boris beer is small here, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:11, archived)

willis

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Wed 28 May 2008, 23:13, archived)

My sincerest thanks
I thought it better to give someone else the chance to pearoast than to make one myself.
( Colonel Boris beer is small here, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:18, archived)

Wha..?

( Aenesis, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:08, archived)

Just thought
A bit of originality might be appreciated, rather than the banal toapy rubbish that everyone else seems to be having a lovefest for.

But the nazis shouted, so I redid it with a bit more text. But still, apparently this is unwelcome.

I'll just go away and lurk until the next compo comes along.
(littlefish is new and refreshed, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:22, archived)