Unshopped
because it's already a Ronseal film:



From the Ronseal Plots challenge. See all 754 entries (closed)

(StrongBad =! strong% AND StrongBad =! bad%: StrongBad = 1/0, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:29, archived)

sigh

( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:30, archived)

what has happened to b3ta?

( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:30, archived)

...here, have this

( mr spoons, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:32, archived)

HELL YES

( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:34, archived)

DING DONG SCHLONG

( Colonel Boris beer is small here, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:34, archived)

That's not Price Of Persia on the SNES
or if it is, I'd like to see that jump a four-gap space and cling onto the ledge and pull itself up.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:35, archived)

Well done you.

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:30, archived)

Hey
I'm faced with:
a) Revising quantum mechanics
b) Creating unimaginative images with my tired, broken mind
(StrongBad =! strong% AND StrongBad =! bad%: StrongBad = 1/0, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:33, archived)

Creating?

( shrinking man We've got lumps of it round the back, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:34, archived)

Touché
I think I'm off to bed. It's probably best for everyone.
(StrongBad =! strong% AND StrongBad =! bad%: StrongBad = 1/0, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:35, archived)

go for a) or c)-z)

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:34, archived)

I sympathise
but "creating" is stretching it a bit, surely?
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:34, archived)

Then how about
reading some Bohr instead of posting things you found on the internet on a site that despises that kind of thing?
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:40, archived)

for fuck's sake
well done, I didn't think the boundary of retardedness could be pushed any further.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:31, archived)

oh deary me
your awfy peev'd about this compo.
cheer up chap! :)
( mr spoons, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:51, archived)

Right..
Fuck this I'm off.
( Aenesis, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:31, archived)

Off to bed.

( Colonel Boris beer is small here, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:31, archived)

I like this

( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:32, archived)

well, given that you've wasted a thread
i'm going to not. with my not followed through idea on a recent news story:

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:32, archived)

This was worthy of a thread.
woo!
( Colonel Boris beer is small here, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:33, archived)

i may get back to you
with my one on the reintroduction of the european beaver to scotland

although maybe not
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:35, archived)

hahahaha!!

( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:33, archived)

I don't like the new-look BBC website.


/reposts old shit which didn't get much of a response in the first place
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:34, archived)

haha
in-jokes are never frontpaged.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:35, archived)

I thought you were too drunk to remember that particular episode.

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:37, archived)

what would that episode be?

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:39, archived)

The episode where you were drunk
and didn't get it, and hexachordal persuaded me to resize this to 280 wide despite the fact that it's a massive in-joke.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:43, archived)

oh
i remember seeing it, but I don't remember not getting it, or the fact i saw it while drunk... perhaps my subconscious remembered it, leading to my reply.

Now I'm confused.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:45, archived)

i do
although it nearly wasn't

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:38, archived)

Ho ho ho.

( Quim LEAK is Zombie obsessed - http://trioxin.wordpress.com/, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:41, archived)

this is one of the finest newsmashes ever

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:41, archived)

hahaha
that's actually what I hear when Sharon Stone speaks.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:34, archived)