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(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Your name makes me think
Stalingrad. Correct?



Also, have a *click*
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Saint Petersburg?

(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:16, archived)
# I just finished reading A Seperate Peace for school.
So I just know the name. And Stalin and Lenin were both dictators...so...I draw conclusions.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Yeah, it's like...Stalin's Town
or Lenin's town.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Aaah. Right.
I just know they talked about it...and then Finny died in the most ridiculous way. Yeah.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:21, archived)
# you make me want to say "blyad"
blyad.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:24, archived)
# blyad?





*confused*
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:26, archived)
#
Блядь (f) [bljad’]:
1. Whore, slut, bitch, woman of light virtue, promiscuous woman. Historically the noun means “lie, heresy, mistake” (and it can be found with this meaning in religious literature!), and by extension a lost woman.
2. Insult used to describe someone as having the attribute of a woman as mentionned in point 1.
3. Commonly used as an expletive, to emphasise one’s point. The most common derived euphemism is “блин”, which means “pancake” (compare with the English expletives “shit” and “shoot”): “Ну вы, блин, даёте”.

Брощу пить, курить и материться... Блядь! Сигарета в вино упала!..
I stop drinking, smoking and swearing... Damn, my fag fell in the wine!..

Synonyms: баруха, батончик, бикса, блядина, блядюга, давалка, королева полутьмы, крыса, курва, лакшовка, лярва, ночная бабочка, потаскуха, раскладушка, сука, труженица койки, шалава, шлюха.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:27, archived)
# ...You know I can't read Greek, right?
And I'm not a whore.

But cool sounding word. ^_^
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:29, archived)
# did you...
did you really just...



...it's not Greek, it's Cyrillic. Blyad.



And "blyad," as noted in the definition, is used as a common expletive ("fuck!") so I wasn't calling you a whore, dear :-)
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:31, archived)
# What's the difference between Cyrillic
and Greek, exactly? They look the same.

And I read it, but I got all confused because of the Cyrillic.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:38, archived)
# hee, smart-aleck
true, they look similar at a distance, but compare:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_alphabet
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyrillic_alphabet

they are quite different.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Oooooh.
I see. I feel all smart now! Thank you! ^_^
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:48, archived)
# or Petrograd.
aha. :|
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Leningrad is the old name for Saint Petersburg :)
but my username used to be 'Les Georges Leningrad', after the band - I shortened it because people on /board kept calling me 'Les' :P
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Ooooh.
Hahahahah. Les. *giggles*
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:17, archived)
# haha i completely forgot about that

(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:18, archived)
# i love the way
that someone might be not old enough to remember the old new name for st petersburg
though it does make me feel ancient
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Helps me remember to learn Russian history.
Lenin was crap with his NEP.

To be honest the name adds to that nice homely edgy quality you have.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:21, archived)
# stalingrad = volgograd
leningrad = st. petersburg

i'd say "fail" but no one cares about this stuff anyway :-P
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:16, archived)
# ...okay...
heheh
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Haha!
Anyone done "Spiderpig isn't that funny" yet?

Edit:

Make that "Spiderpig isn't that funny and there is an unnecessary Irish character that doesn't add to the plot at all. Oh, and you see Bart's penis."
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:15, archived)
# No Spider-Pig yet
*climbs back up crap compo entry watch tower*
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:16, archived)
# :)
did you extend the nose of the plane?
...or are my potato-shopping eyes racist?
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:19, archived)
# hahaha i wish i'd thought of that :D

(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:19, archived)
# What a lovely font.
You are to be clicked.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Futura MT Bold!
One of my favourite fonts.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:30, archived)